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Bugsy Malone in: 👉 @ScottBaio 👈 youtube.com/watch?v=NwMzhJW7…

I'm back home at a decent hour; we priests don't care how xexy our apartment complex has become outside our door.

I said," I heard gingers are becoming extinct" and his friend added,"I heard gingers don't have souls."

I told a young redheaded male the other day that I'm the president of the #SAVEourGINGERS foundation

White #People are actually black people with no melatonin .. or souls.

"@Alyssa_Milano: I think we can all agree on this. teapawt.org/sensanders/status/7613…/s/27-f" This is a set-up

"@csquaredoh: @QuimbyJared gracias. It was a rough one" Your on my calender now

#HappyBirthday @Csquaredoh

I ain't studying these girls; I'm a priest

I'm disappointed that The Force Awakens is more STAR WARS than Star Wars .. because @Disney produced it. Bleh

I didn't even know anti-cloths were available here

It's gottamn Xexy round here; gottamn

My entire apartment complex turned into the play boy mansion. I shouldn't have answered my door.

You can tell a lot about a man's character by how he navigates a phone

Idc if that motherfucker says preordered; my phone is stupid

BOOTS was truly familiar

Remember my cat, BOOTS? yeah that cat wasn't even remotely affected by catnip and preordered to watch a laser WITH me

The kitten likes my chilli too much. Acting like it's catnip.

It's a TRAP! my neighbors are barely wearing anything & they got me watching a Norman Rockwell painting called "A River Runs Though It"

#AtkinsxAlyssa COFFEE BRA & PANTIES #TrishasKitchen

Coffee bra #TrishasKitchen