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certified nerd | mediocre bass player | former emo kid | part-time sports enjoyer | he/him

Omaha, NE
Joined July 2012
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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we're putting a second worm in RFK Jr's brain
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A string of tweets to define the night
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love moments in history where every account is on their A game
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UNMISSABLE DAY ON TWITTER
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Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭
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we now go live to greg abbott
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i’m crying actual fucking tears man this is the funniest the tl has been since the kirkening
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rob retweeted
how it feels watching the blue wave when nebraska is gonna be stuck with pete ricketts for another 4 years
NEBRASKA, STOP THE COUNT
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how it feels to watch a Nolan film in IMAX
16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge
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“Oi mate, what ye in for?” “Triple homicide. You?” “I filmed me wife sittin on me face”
I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke. The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭
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I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke. The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭
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I know this is probably fake but I’m choosing to believe it’s real because it’s too funny, and I will not be watching to confirm.
My wife watched Grey’s Anatomy for a bit and here are some REAL plot lines: -A man has extra arms growing out of his back he calls “Angel Wings” and it’s implied he can hover with them -A dead dad possesses his son to perform surgery on his sister. The son’s not a surgeon he’s a janitor who just broke into the OR -A man fell 40,000 ft from a plane and came in with ONE BROKEN LEG -A man gets crushed in a trash compactor so they do surgery at the dump using trash as tools. They hum the Fat Albert theme during -The hospital’s swamped because “a guy dressed as a clown blew up a hospital downtown” implying they’re in Gotham City and the Joker is real -A burglar uses explosives to blow open a safe, the door then imbeds in his chest and they need a locksmith to open it so they can perform surgery -Jared from Subway is a recurring character -The main doctor has a migraine so bad she can freeze time. It’s not played metaphorically, she’s physically moving things
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pirate Tekken 6
If all crimes were legal for a day, what would you do?
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Why isn’t she monitoring the cloning facility on Kamino
Replying to @JolinaJasmine
That’s an alien lol
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Behold. A cup of tea
it shouldnt be this way. if its on a burger bun it should be considered a burger. we must make this change happen. any other way is pure lunacy
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Goodnight
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NEW CAT DROPPED I REPEAT NEW CAT DROPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL ITS IN FACT A CAT
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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Nah bro, gimme more shinespark puzzles. I’ve never had more fun 100%ing a game
I am BEGGING for there to be less of these in ravenous
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