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Rachel Gordon

@RachelGordon85

Marine, wife of a Marine, mother x3. Proud American. 🇺🇸

 Pennsylvania, USA
Joined June 2009
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@CyborgPedsNov 1
Wait, has anyone told the Navy this?!
LoriNSoCal60 🌊🐶🇺🇦🧡🐸🫶🏻 (@LCal60) profile pictureLoriNSoCal60 🌊🐶🇺🇦🧡🐸🫶🏻@LCal60Oct 30
Replying to @johnkonrad
Um. You don't keep sailors on a ship for months on end. This admin is full of fucking idiots
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US Navy sailors on aircraft carriers are routinely kept at sea for months during deployments of 6-11+ months. The USS Abraham Lincoln recently completed a 321-day deployment including a record 265 consecutive days without a port call. news.usni.org/2026/10/08/abr… news.usni.org/2026/10/29/lon… news.clearancejobs.com/2026/10/13/cou…
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Braden Mann is the Eagles best player
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Oh… never mind
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Mood:
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Everyone on #SNFonNBC picking Washington to win?
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O'Hare Intl. Airport@fly2ohareNov 1
KEVIN!!! It's timeee 🧑‍🎄
A busy airport terminal adorned with festive holiday decorations, including large garlands and red bows hanging from the ceiling. Travelers walk along the corridor, pulling luggage. Banners display the word "Chicago."

ALT A busy airport terminal adorned with festive holiday decorations, including large garlands and red bows hanging from the ceiling. Travelers walk along the corridor, pulling luggage. Banners display the word "Chicago."

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HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!!!
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HOW DO YOU MISS THE EXTRA POINT?!
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Adam Schefter
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Browns now have lost 23 straight regular-season game at Pittsburgh, tying the NFL record for most consecutive road regular-season losses vs. a team that the Lions held, losing 23 straight games at Green Bay from 1992 through 2014.
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterNov 1
The Browns have lost 22 straight regular-season games in Pittsburgh, and have not won a regular-season game there since Oct. 5, 2003 -- 8,248 days ago. They are one loss today shy of tying the NFL record for most consecutive road regular-season losses vs. a team in NFL history that the Lions currently hold, losing 23 straight games at Green Bay from 1992 through 2014.
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Buccaneers beat Atlanta 16-0 without completing a pass. They are the first NFL team since the 1974 Buffalo Bills to win a game without completing a pass.
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Mufasa didn’t fall as far as Ohio State just did…. 😭
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And people wanted to flex Steelers and Browns into SNF….
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Flexing games have fried people’s brains. Yeah. Let’s flex the Cowboys off Thanksgiving
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@thomasrp93Nov 1
Eagles vs Commanders is about as bad a primetime game as possible... Just remembered Eagles play a standalone game on Thanksgiving as well.... Theres gotta be a way to flex that. #Eagles
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That was dirty tackle by the Cowboys
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West Jefferson Hills SD@wjhsdOct 31
TJHS HAS GONE VIRAL! 🐾 3.1 MILLION VIEWS AND COUNTING! TJHS senior Layla Clark and the TJHS Marching Band are taking the internet by storm! What an incredible spotlight on our Jaguars! Watch the viral performance!
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Tom Brady’s “Ah Shit” was the 2nd funniest one this week. Behind @DanhausenAD
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@PopP0liticsOct 31
Wil Wheaton to Stephen Miller after his Patrick Stewart tribute: “Keep my Captain’s name out of your f**king Nazi mouth. He despised you, and everything you stand for.”
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@MichaelWBrattonNov 1
North Carolina just recovered 2 onside kicks against Miami and both were overturned by penalty Never been a guy that thought these games were rigged, but...
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Are you fucking kidding me???? What the actual fuck is happening!
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