Owner of a potato amulet.
Joined September 2018
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Rad Wizzy retweeted
Pretty sure my algorithm thinks I’m a 35 year old body building cowboy with a hankering for cool guns and goth girls
Idk what that says about me
Rad Wizzy retweeted
I asked my Gen Z apprentice where their spellbook was, and they unironically showed me that they keep all their spells listed in the notes app on their phone.
This new generation of wizards is cooked man.
Rad Wizzy retweeted
I'm a prankster, like when they do a colonoscope and see something that should have been on their desk
Rad Wizzy retweeted
For Earth Day I'm going to do what I do every year; have a beer and piss on a tree... you know, to recycle.
Rad Wizzy retweeted
'your um whipped creams gone smurf blue and it tastes awful'
"that's spray paint"
Rad Wizzy retweeted
multiple police flashlights
illuminate the scene
i am dressed as Optimus Prime
and i am being blown by an
(untransformed) industrial
stormwater vacuum truck
"LAWYER!!"
Rad Wizzy retweeted
Daphne and Fred making love with Scooby-Doo at the foot of the bed "rats right oh res hee hee hee!". Shaggy under the bed "Oh Boy!" he's eating a hotdog
Rad Wizzy retweeted
I was gonna savor this fudge and just eat a little at a time but no. I just housed the whole thing.