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I used to like to think I could drive like a racing driver. I have finally come to the conclusion that I am just a fat middle aged ham fisted pretender.

London, England
Joined November 2009
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I voted illegally 9 times today as a non-US citizen. My name is Charles Leclerc and I am an F1 driver for Scuderia Ferrari.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Trump should release the remaining Epstein Files to distract from these election results.
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Jon retweeted
Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman
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Identity politics for you…
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40 years ago South Africa had nuclear weapons and a space program
JUST IN: Johannesburg, South Africa, is reportedly on the brink of a "total collapse" of its water system as worsening shortages leave residents without running water for weeks.
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Son: Hey Dad, what was your favorite song when you were in high school? Dad: Son, let me take you back to 1995 for a minute. This will give you goosebumps.
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History will look back on this period in society and conclude we all lost our f*cking minds.
🚨 NEW: People with ADHD can now get a third off train tickets under Government changes to the disabled railcard to include people with neurodivergence
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🚨NEW: A UK bank chief executive, reacting to John Healey's decision to raise the bank's profit surcharge said: "Taxing the engines of growth to reduce VAT on gherkins is end-of-Rome level of stupidity" [@FT]
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To be fair, Kemi did a fucking fantastic job here. “We got 4p off Gherkins” Look at Andy Burnham’s FACE 😂
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The ANC and its supporters will tell you that they hate racism, while openly championing the most racist policies imaginable.
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Remember, there are no race laws and discrimination against white people in South Africa. It’s a figment of your imagination.
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We've got HomeView at home
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Jon retweeted
The Palantir CEO Alex Karp never learned how to drive. Alex Karp: “I was too broke... then I was too rich.”
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We are not a serious country, this just isn't sustainable. Over a TRILLION more in benefits than on infrastructure in 20 years. 🫤
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To give some necessary context, and assuming the President means US Tons of already refined diesel: One US Short Ton is 2,000 pounds. 300,000 US Short Tons is 600,000,000 pounds. One gallon of diesel fuel is around 7 pounds. Meaning 300,000 US Short Tons is a little over 85M gallons of diesel. These are approximate numbers since diesel usage is measured in volume, not mass, since density can change based on things like temperature. For reference, the United States uses about 160M gallons of diesel fuel per day. Globally, that number exceeds 1B gallons of diesel per day. Even if Russia supplied all 4,800,000 Tons of diesel as claimed, that would be just 1.37B gallons of diesel reaching market. Or, roughly, one day of global use when you factor how much diesel is burned just to deliver that diesel. Not that Russia can even supply that much diesel with close to 50% of its refining capacity destroyed or disabled.
BREAKING: Donald J. Trump announced following a discussion with Russian President Vladimir Putin that Russia will supply large quantities of diesel fuel to the global and American marketplace, starting with over 300,000 tons immediately, another 500,000 tons in November, 1,000,000 tons thereafter, and an additional 3,000,000 tons shortly after. Combined with control of the Strait of Hormuz, this agreement aims to quickly lower diesel prices for Americans, farmers, ranchers, and truckers. He also stated that Iran will not have a nuclear weapon.
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Yep this is where we are…
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Accurate representation of what it’s like to live in the UK right now
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Jon retweeted
Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round. i won't be explaining
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