@RealSprat
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Yes I do block pretty liberally, in accordance with Scripture
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Nude Gunray@Nude_Gunray19h
Sounds like racial slurs Sebulba would hurl at you during a podrace
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@94965_89012Oct 25
been jerking off to porn on twitter for 3 years and still don't know what "wataa" and "chudai" mean
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Val@VK_HM23h
Even funnier the movies *do* bring him back but exclusively just for Captain Marvel, which is a prequel film, implying that it is still canon to the movies that he’s dead.
Good Truthboy@thefatspaceman23h
It's been 15 years but it's still so awesome that the MCU Avengers were brought together by the death of Phil Coulson, who immediately returned to life and went on to have more screentime than any of them across hundreds of TV episodes and the movies just never mention him again
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the Rich
@DuderichyOct 25
I remember my first time waiting for the check in a European restaurant too
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"Um, actually, if you read the comic, Jason actually surviv-"
…Andrew Will Know Us by the Trail of the Dead@abndesigns21h
He was born in 1946 in a lake. He died in 2455 reentering orbit. He was an astronaut.
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ghostly anne of cleves@mollywidstrom10h
there should be no controversy because men are literally people
Mouse on Venus@SoPrincessy10h
It makes my skin crawl when I see women post garbage like this and then open the quotes to a bunch of males playing the victim. It’s pathetic omg
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTV3h
they should do The Dropout season 2 going through the trial and after with Amanda Seyfried playing Elizabeth Holmes again and then when they get to You Can See Everything filming Elle Fanning plays Amanda Seyfried
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Jesse Singal
@jessesingal3h
You can have a level of wealth unimaginable to most humans and still, at the end of the day, you're left with yourself.
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Sonny Bunch
@SonnyBunch2h
We’ve done untold damage to a generation raised on comedian newscasters turning directly to the camera and saying very bluntly “this is what I want you to believe.”
Jacob Shamsian ⚖️
@JayShams3h
when people complain that YCSE didn't sufficiently explore Elizabeth Holmes' guilt and allowed some audience members to believe she's innocent
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Rich Starnes
@richstarnes22h
If your “Christianity” needs to be saved by politicians, it’s not real Christianity.
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrowOct 25
"We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window…” - Eric Trump, son of President Donald Trump. @atrupar.
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SMB Attorney
@SMB_AttorneyOct 25
I had finally made peace with being roasted by Elizabeth Holmes. Then I found out in a crowded movie theater that it was actually her weird husband Billy. That feels significantly more humiliating.
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Barron Jones
@JonesBarronOct 25
It’s officially “You can’t be a Christian and vote for (fill in the blank)” season with white Evangelicals, the ones who voted three times for a twice-impeached, pro-choice felon who brags about sexual aggression, now presuming to dictate how Christians should vote.
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Joe Applebrook@joe_applebrookOct 25
I still think about this tweet that came from the drama
🇵🇸@midosommarOct 24
People died
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LoLNothingMatters@DastDn17h
This is now a tricky stance for Musk, since he no longer appears to share that philosophy. Having made a deal to sell a service, he then reneged in a way calculated to inflict maximum damage on the customer, while keeping their money - apparently believing he has a right to it.
Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichterOct 24
You have no right to his stuff
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Angry Fleas
@AngryFleasOct 25
Trump did ask Georgia Secretary of State Raffensberger to "find" the exact number of votes (11,780) to flip the 2020 election.
Hanlon Was Naive@HNaive11Oct 25
Replying to @jrdnmdhl @AngryFleas
No. He did not literally say "I ask for the exact amount of votes necessary to win." That is your dishonest spin on what he literally said. This is why you are full of shit.
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AI being dumb
@ChatgptLunatics18h
a beggar has no letters
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He was born in 1946 in a lake. He died in 2455 reentering orbit. He was an astronaut.
vic@vicloveshorrorOct 24
Can you believe he’s going to take Manhattan one day
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Jesse Singal
@jessesingal15h
Absolutely spectacular run-on sentence from a sitting president
Andrew Egger
@EggerDC15h
"CNN did another Poll at who was the Most Popular Person in the History of the Republican Party, and I won that, too, with me being at 53%, Ronald Reagan being at 18%, and Abraham Lincoln being at 8%, and these are CNN Polls, people not exactly in love with me, so, Bill Maher lied, but he lies about everything, and I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says, about things that aren’t funny or even any good, what Laughter Machine does he use?"
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Tatarigami_UA
@Tatarigami_UA12h
Elon Musk fits the oligarch definition: he's the largest disclosed political donor, he wielded power over federal agencies via DOGE while being unelected, he owns companies with billions in federal contracts amid conflicts of interest, and owns media to boost favored politicians
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Armand Domalewski
@ArmandDomaOct 25
the cowardly thing about John Oliver in my opinion is that he never ever ever ever ever challenges the biases of his overwhelmingly liberal audience or presents them with any information that might cause them to question their existing beliefs. it’s all just partisan comfort food
reason
@reasonOct 22
HBO's @LastWeekTonight has a long track record of citing social science findings without the appropriate context, massaging them to support whatever point @iamjohnoliver is trying to make.

John Oliver Warned Against Cherry-Picked Studies

Then he cherry-picked his own.

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Tyler Campbell@osucowboytcOct 25
White Evangelicals: "We're the lone bulwark!" Politicians: "As long as I say I'm Republican, I can wedge in anything I want, call it "Christian," and white Evangelicals will still vote for me. And their pastors will tell them they're serving God in the process!"
Reuters
@ReutersOct 22
President Trump is losing ground among many of the voters but Reuters/Ipsos polling and interviews with white evangelical Christians show they remain his most reliable constituency and could prove crucial in the November 3 midterm elections reut.rs/3VPjRYv

White evangelicals could prove crucial in midterm elections - Politics

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