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What a pleasure it was to run into my arch nemesis on such a gorgeous October day! Never let this piece of shit forget that he set Baltimore back decades by canceling the @redlinemaryland It should be written on his god damn tombstone @mattgonter
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It’s time to retire Mr. Splash. #orioles
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Carl Tuckerson retweeted
Ofeibea saying Dakar send tweet
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Cashless businesses are straight up discriminatory. Just take my fucking money you elitist pricks!
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Carl Tuckerson retweeted
Using a traffic speed monitoring device, we analyzed speeds along 28th Street the months before and after installation of the road diet. 🐌 Congestion (under 18mph) is only up ~5%. 🏎️ Dangerous speeding (over 43mph, the speed camera threshold) is down over 90%. That's a win. – at Remington, Baltimore
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ThErE aRe nO fEsTiVaLs iN bAlTiMoRE
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CF Corey Patterson 2B Brandon Fahey DH Nick Johnson 1B Mark Reynolds LF Luke Scott 3B Josh Bell RF Alejandro De Aza SS Freddie Bynum C Sal Fasano
Create a lineup of Random Orioles players: 1. Jonathan Villar 2B 2. Dwight Smith Jr. RF 3. Steve Pearce DH 4. Ty Wigginton 3B 5. Wilson Betemit 1B 6. Jose Iglesias SS 7. Joey Rickard LF 8. Felix Pie CF 9. Taylor Teagarden C
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Walking distance from Camden Yards! Come play some pinball
This place just got a bunch of arcade games and will have Mario Kart and Smash on N64 soon too. And a couple of their beers are $3 during O’s games. 📍 Wico Street Beer Co
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Ok we suck in these city connect uniforms, retire them now
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Carl Tuckerson retweeted
“Who the hell drinks RC Cola?”
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SUV = Stupid Useless Vehicle
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Time for #FoxNews to hire me, Carl Tuckerson instead!
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#Birdland representing down in DC! Let’s go O’s!!
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