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Do no harm. Take no shit. Not pithy

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Just talked to voters at an early voting center in Detroit. No one I spoke to had any knowledge of what Rep. Haley Stevens and her fiancé are saying.
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It’s giving Butt Bongo Fiesta vibes
Their closing message is asking Trump to rate their asses like it's the Howard Stern show circa 1999. 🙃
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BTW, this was how the reflecting pool looked under Biden.
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About to head out and vote early in NY and bubble my entire ballot with votes for Democrats, but wanted to pop on here real quick to see if possibly some failed primary candidate’s fiancé has any suggestions as to other options that may work against my self interest.
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It’s just crazy how literally nothing can break the perception that republicans are fiscally conservative. It does not matter that republicans have exploded the debt and deficit every time for the last 50 years, people still insist they’re fiscally conservative
If the stock market crashes on Monday, it would cement a Democratic sweep on Tuesday. Ironically, a crash that helps Democrats win may be driven by investors pricing in that outcome, as Democrats will likely raise corporate taxes and be more fiscally reckless than Republicans.
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Boomer grandma embattled by stray eyelash.
Trump wipes something out of his eye: "Do you mind? I gotta little ting in my eye. Watch this"
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more protesters than coherent thoughts
Trump is interrupted by a 4th protester at his Florida rally
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MAGA circles its wagons while Democrats circle their firing squads.
On the eve of the eve of the eve of our BIG and important election, a unifying moment has arrived, our democratic nominee for U.S Senate disavows the Rebellion PAC ad made by Hasan Piker’s uncle that claims Jews are responsible for America’s economic woes. We have learned from party leaders and emissaries, as reported in the news media that he has. On Sunday I will join with the Great Democratic leader, Jim Clyburn and Dr El Sayed for a church service in the beautiful city of Detroit. The political coalition of Black and Jewish voices that have carried Michigan and this country through so many storms to the righteous path of liberal democracy and equal opportunity for all will ring out. Full statement here:
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The very rare instance where the MSM refuses to practice 'both sidesism.'
This must be investigated by the New York Times and the the DOJ!
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Reported nowhere in the NYT.
Massive midterm con in the super-close Nevada gov race — GOP is propping up third-party spoiler candidate Danielle Ford to siphon votes from surging Dem candidate, @AaronDFordNV. They’re falsely implying she’s endorsed by AOC in mailers and Snapchat ads. thenevadaindependent.com/art…
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I’ve heard it described as “nauseously optimistic”
Every Dem is using a sophisticated model called “PTSD” that subtracts 5 points from every red state Dem and 10 for Maine and South Carolina
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I've verified this story. Holy fuck.
Replying to @TonyForLP
Fun fact: a Brazilian reporter went to Eduardo Bolsonaro’s home in Texas to ask questions about Flávio’s money laundering, and Eduardo Bolsonaro called ICE to have the reporter arrested. If the reporter hadn’t held dual citizenship, he would have been deported.
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Midterms theme song just dropped. music.apple.com/us/album/whi…
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JV says that Jesse Watters asking him about Husted’s ass means Jesse should run for Senate as a Democrat. Ain’t no one on the Left talking about gay ass. Just you, your boss, and the whack job interviewing you. That’s the thing. No gays are out there talking about ass-but you are
Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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This guy graduated MAGA Cum Loudly.
Trump posts strange TikTok about Jon Husted's ass: "He has a great ass. Very powerful ass."
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There ain’t much left to do but the voting. Let’s send it.
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This feels like the Guns of August…
BREAKING: Australia urges all its citizens to stockpile canned food and bottled water to prepare for emergencies, per Yahoo News Australia. It comes after the UK urged the public to stock up on three days' worth of supplies amid the growing threat of war last week. Japan, Germany, Sweden and Norway have also told its citizens to prepare for emergencies.
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This guy’s whole schtick is him running around in a hot dog costume searching for culprits.
VANCE: Anybody who would divide us by the color of our skin and say that you're more or less American… that person is a scumbag
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Cocktober Surprise!
Trump brings up a group of college students from the audience: "I was watching and I saw this group of very handsome young men... Look at them... handsome, beautiful guys."
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Nothing says "the media manufactured the Russia hoax" than going on a hunting trip with one Russian oligarch right after another Russian oligarch had paid for your wedding.
The trip highlights the remarkable relationship between a son of the US president and a tycoon with a criminal record who has close ties to Vladimir Putin’s personal security service. Intelligence experts say such connections are ripe for manipulation. ft.trib.al/p0LBRYI
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