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Previously @appalledhamster. A ball of impotent rage. Reactionary noticer. I will never DM you. Ignore any DMs from this account. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

Joined July 2026
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Hardcore undiluted Bolshevik.
Being English is not defined by skin colour. But the census says the only English ethnicity is "White English". Josh Babarinde has proposed a law to change that. The colour of someone's skin should never determine whether they belong here or how far they can go.
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This is a desperately low-IQ take. (Or thoroughly disingenuous?) The foreigners pushing for English ethnicity (which they don't have) aren't doing it because they dislike their own heritage, far from it. They're doing it as a political tool to undermine and erase genuine English identity in England. If they succeed, they'll revert to Nigerian, Jamaican, etc., almost overnight, and will gloat at their victory.
Do you hate your heritage that much or your parents / grandparents place of origin you’d rather replace it with English? Then a couple of hundred years down the line your descendants won’t even know if their ancestors were Nigerian Jamaican Indian Nepalese etc just English. Extremely sad people want to adopt the identity of English when it isn’t their heritage. Complete and utter erasure.
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Narinder Kaur claims to be from India and Pakistan?
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>Somalia is on the brink of famine
Somalia is on the brink of famine—and for the first time in decades, America isn’t doing anything to help a country in that condition, Hana Kiros reports. theatln.tc/CdMqVMDm
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Vivek is gone. Just straight up left. “Account is not actively managed.” 😂
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As if "blacks" and "browns" don't have their own ethnic and cultural identities. Enshrining non-existence of the English in law is a direct threat to more than your identity.
Gay people getting married didn't threaten my marriage. Black and brown people being English doesn't threaten my identity as English.
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We aren’t English because we are white, we are white because we are English.
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JFC, is there a single day Jess doesn't hang around nonces?
With my hero @jessphillips who should be Prime Minister.
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I would like to thank them for going fully mask off though. The time for equivocation is well and truly over.
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> there’s no such thing as English > everyone is English Don’t even bother picking one, just fuck off
Replying to @Sargon_of_Akkad
Respectfully, Carl, England is home to people of multiple races and ethnicities. You don't have to like that reality, but you do need to get used to it. Englishness isn't a whites-only club. It never has been.
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Maybe I'm especially without patience concerning nons or duals considering I have some cursed foreign extraction in the family tree (albeit from well within the famous red circle so maybe that explains it). Like, there hasn't been a single moment of one day in my life that I've ever thought about the country from which they hailed. Neither did they it seems from family tales. It's as foreign as Vanuatu in my mind. Like, just phuq off immediately then. You won't be missed.
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At some point we're going to have reckon with the fact that even the most disagreeable racists imaginable weren't entirely wrong about discussions concerning identity etc. Or we cease to exist. So you know, six of one...
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You're half English. Seems like your Ghanian half is winning out though considering you are entirely relaxed about expunging the English half from definitional existence.
“The only thing you "have to be" in order to be English is descended from English ancestors.” Which I am. Does my English heritage not count? Is it inconvenient for the ethnonationalists? Until recently I never thought this distinction was necessary. Surely Charlie should be keen to ensure everyone with English heritage is recorded accurately in the Census.
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There's always a tweet.
“The only thing you "have to be" in order to be English is descended from English ancestors.” Which I am. Does my English heritage not count? Is it inconvenient for the ethnonationalists? Until recently I never thought this distinction was necessary. Surely Charlie should be keen to ensure everyone with English heritage is recorded accurately in the Census.
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I'm not saying the British political class is anti English, but they're all in agreement that English ethnic identity should cease to exist in any meaningful way.
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Replying to @ReturnofVlad
Moral henpecking is the Achilles heel of Western civilisation.
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Can someone point to the exact year that England became a propositional nation? Like when did it become law?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 You don’t have to be White to be English
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Replying to @ReturnofVlad
"i was always willing to be reasonable until i had to be unreasonable. sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things." - marvin heemeyer
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Why would anyone vote Tory?
🇬🇧 "There's NOT enough people in this country, we need MORE people." Indian Tory demands MORE immigration into Britain at the 2026 Conservative Party Conference
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I don't care if these people have accidentally stumbled into having an ideology which is genocidal or whether it's a conscious choice. The motivations do not matter when presented with the same outcome. You do not stop actual extremists like this by appealing to their sense of fairness. They have none. We've done that for decades after all and has that stopped them? No it hasn't. Time for the incredulity and clinging to previous to calmer eras which have been bludgeoned by these very same people to stop.
"Our politics is being affected by poisonous ideas like the idea that people born and raised in England can't be English because they're not white" Lib Dem leader Ed Davey asks if PM backs calls to add more ethnicity options to the census #PMQs bbc.in/4AtKS2I
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