Cult of Personality.

Not Madrid
Joined November 2014
This mf been 3 years old since 2022 man i’m done. La Masia deffo put him in a lab
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lamine Yamal's little brother has arrived.
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Premier League’s biggest flop ever has spoken!
🚨🎙️| Andriy Shevchenko (2004 BD'Or winner) at the red carpet: “Having a great season and scoring lots of goals isn’t enough if you don’t win any trophies.” 🌕
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Kyky ranking in more votes Vamoss
🚨💣 BREAKING: The Ballon d’Or ceremony has been DELAYED AGAIN. 15 MINUTES MORE. It will now start at 21:45 (Spanish time).
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Interviewing @mbapox Live from India. Here are his votes for ballon D’or. 1. Fabian Ruiz 2. Joao Neves 3. Messi
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Should be light work for us then
🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: An OFFICIAL criteria for the Ballon d’Or is: ‘Does the player make a difference in big games?’
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Failed the BBC Diomande test. Pussy
🚨⚠️ Xavi Espart will be out for almost two months after suffering from an injury to the syndesmosis joint in his right ankle due to a collision. The player will be out for around seven weeks, Barcelona confirm.
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ROBO ROBO ROBOOO!!! Unacceptable i’m taking matters into my own hands!
🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Perez will NOT attend the Ballon d’Or. @MarioCortegana
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It will be the most deserving Ballon D’or of all time no doubt about it. Mfs out here flexing a ‘bundesliga’ get the fuck outta here bruv🤣✌️
🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid’s dressing room believe Kylian Mbappé will WIN the BALLON D’OR! @MarioCortegana
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A fucking Ballon D’or for winning a bundesliga title man, by this logic mbappe should have 4 ballon d’ors by now. Wtf is this shit
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You’re so retarded honest to God. If we go by this criteria and esp international tournament success like Rodri’s ballon d’or, then why the fuck did Mbappe not win in 2018 let’s say. WC + League title, 2nd top scorer in WC. Use your fucking brain
So Mbappe is going to win The Ballon D’or for: — Having 1 more goal than Kane in The UCL. — Winninng World Cup Golden Boot by statpadding a meaningless 3rd place game Kane didn’t even play — Scoring less goals than Kane domestically all whilst — Getting knocked out by Kane in The UCL. — Finishing lower than England at The World Cup — Finishing worse domestically Absolute joke.
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sR retweeted
Real Madrid without Dognicius Jewnior this season: - win against Barcelona - comeback against Roma after he got subbed off - 2 goals against Leipzig after he got subbed off - win against Villarreal - 4:1 win against Sevilla 😂
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Tchouameni was always a spacegoat, and mostly hated cuz Asensii20 reps him. He’s Rolls Royce if we being honest
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Rolls Royce
🚨 Aurélien Tchouaméni vs Barcelona: - 1 key pass - 96% passing accuracy - 8 defensive contributions - 4 tackles won - 1 interception - 2 clearances - 11 RECOVERIES - 6 duels won
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90% of these sons of bitches don’t deserve you king.
REAL MADRID CF 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
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Sniffing a line rn. Mou has brought me back
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How is an average player like Rodri a ballon d’or winner man? Hipsters have ruined this sport, that guy is modern day McManaman
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#7 is gonna comeback and sabotage our season like he always does. Will never be excited till he leaves
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If we only had the balls to bench Vini we’d be 3+ points ahead of barca now
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Treating the ball like a fucking Nuke🤣 this is my 10 bruv
بيلينغهام؟؟؟؟
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