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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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My favorite genre of image, if you have more below please feel free to add
RT @MarvelStudios: All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Cha…
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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Everybody involved in the decision to give Gromit a voice should be executed live on national television and the day in question should be a public holiday.
Gromit finally getting a voice after 37 years with famous actor landing role trib.al/CpAQ21I
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“God Packs” implies the existence of “Devil Packs” which is what I’ve been opening for the last decade.
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This is, quite possibly, my favorite joke ever written
Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?
To shreds, you say.
Well, how is his wife holding up?
To shreds, you say.
#Futurama

































