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Annoys me when Hugo and felicity 26 with their son Rufus, want a country retreat with their £800k budget! Must have no neighbours, 3 or 4 acres for a yurt idea and uninterrupted views. More like mummy and papa inheritance. Never worked a day in their life. 😡
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Drunk air passenger who pulled down her underwear and exposed herself in front of holidaymakers on packed jet warned she faces jail
Sarah Parker ignored the pilot’s instructions and got up out of her seat to go to the toilet during take off from Birmingham Airport on the Tui flight to Melbourne Florida on July 24 2025
She then pulled down her shorts and underwear in the aisle in full view of other passengers, a court heard.
'The defendant was intoxicated on the flight from Birmingham in the UK to Florida in the US,' prosecutor Edward Downes told magistrates in Manchester on Tuesday.
'Her behaviour was distressing to passengers, causing danger. She was exposing her genitals in view of the passengers.
The charge read that she behaved in an indecent manner 'by pulling down her shorts and underwear, squatting and exposing her vagina in full view of other passengers'.
Parker also previously pleaded guilty to being drunk on a plane and failing to comply with the pilot's instructions.
Prosecutor Edward Downes told magistrates in Manchester the flight had to be diverted to Manchester Airport with the financial loss amounting to £20,000 pounds.
🌳Forest special: Here we go again?
😡 Revealed: reasons for Glasner rage
😬 Doubts about the new boss
🇬🇷 Where Marinakis/ownership stand
🔥Can MGW adapt to the system?
🏃🏼♂️Riverside running + physical data
dailymail.com/sport/football… #nffc
Team selection Saturday going to be very interesting.
Who are those not buying in?
Bench and squad omissions may tell the story.
My guess Murillo, Aina, CHO
Could of b been a very different result yesterday IF Mcatee could hit the target from his clear chance(1-0 to us) or if Yates didn’t miss a sitter (1-1). First goal very unlucky deflection. Second without deflection possibly saved. We’re almost FC at the moment. Missing Jesus
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🚨 A knife-wielding illegal migrant has just been seen setting sail from France.
He shouts "I will kill you".
This is who Labour is letting invade our country.
Reform will put the Royal Navy in the Channel to stop the invaders.
And deport every single one the Tories and Labour let in.
Credit: @thenowherephoto
Ticket for Man City on the exchange LBC, prime seat end of row near halfway line if anyone after one.
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THANK YOU, CHANCELLOR. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 🇬🇧❤️
I’ve been reading today’s Budget and I’m considering cancelling my direct debits. Financial independence is finally within reach.
🥒 Cheaper gherkins, baked beans and chocolate. Potential savings of £21 a year - that’s 40p a week. I’ve already rewritten my will. My son gets the house, but the gherkin fortune is going into a trust fund. I’m not having the little bastard blow my life’s savings on cocaine and scratchcards.
🍬 Import tariffs scrapped on boiled sweets and toffees. Thank Christ. I’ve seen pensioners outside Aldi exchanging sexual favours for a bag of Werther’s Originals.
🍊 Cheaper marmalade. Excellent, ‘cos I’ve been spreading Vaseline on my toast since March. Paddington Bear’s probably knocking one out behind King’s Cross.
🧄 Cheaper garlic. Fantastic!! I’ve been buying it one clove at a time from a bloke behind Aldi. Last week he offered me three bulbs and a handjob for £20.
💷 Income Tax thresholds frozen until 2031. Absolutely beautiful. Earn a bit more, get dragged into paying more tax, then watch the Chancellor congratulate himself for helping working people. It’s the financial equivalent of being mugged, having your trousers stolen and being handed a 40p voucher for gherkins as compensation.
🍫 Cheaper chocolate-covered wafers. I’ve already ordered a reinforced safe, appointed three trustees and instructed my accountant to establish an offshore wafer portfolio in the Cayman Islands. Apparently, HMRC wants to know why I’ve declared a KitKat as a dependent.
🚌 Bus fares capped at £2. If my business ever collapses, I can now afford to travel to the Jobcentre and explain that I went bankrupt despite unprecedented savings on fucking marmalade.
💡 Gas standing charges being scrapped. Lovely news, until you find out the cost is being transferred to the price of the gas itself. That’s the financial equivalent of a burglar returning your television and charging you £45 to watch it.
Anyhoo… the government calls some of these its FIVE EVERYDAY FIXES.
I’ve calculated that if I save 40p every week, I could afford a second-hand Ford Fiesta in approximately 400 years…. Assuming nobody’s eaten the fucking gherkins.
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🚨 The budget reveals Labour will spend another £150 million on accommodation for ‘asylum seekers’.
While raising the tax burden to the highest level since WW2.
Like the Tories, Labour tax you to the eyeballs to take care of foreign nationals.
Reform will deport all the illegals they let in.
Lies, I work and always have, nothing here helps those people that try to better their life. All the same Labour/Tories/Lib the system is broken, we need radical change, we need reform!
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These are the stats John Healey doesn’t want you to read.
Unemployment will rise to 5% in 2027.
The tax burden is going up AGAIN to the highest since WW2.
By 2031 we’ll be spending £160bn/year on debt interest alone – up £36bn/year.
Borrowing forecasts for the next 5 years have risen £65bn since March.
Households will be worse off in every single year of the five-year forecast than they were in March.
It’ll take until 2029 to get back to 2019 levels of prosperity.
Growth will be abysmal. GDP per capita grows less than 1% in 2027. It’ll peak at less than 2% per year, despite the AI revolution.
The national debt will stay above 95% of GDP.
We are on a fiscal knife-edge. Britain is Broke. Britain needs Reform.
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Real wages for British people have barely grown in 20 years.
The cost of your weekly shop keeps going up.
Energy bills keep going up.
And the Tory and Labour politicians who did this do not care.
All we learnt today is that the tax burden is going up AGAIN to the highest since WW2.
That Britain’s economy will grow even slower than expected next year.
And inflation is going to go up AGAIN next year.
So British people keep getting poorer and taxed up to the eyeballs.
Reform will reverse all this.
Raise the personal tax allowance to £20k.
No tax on overtime.
Scrap net zero to cut your energy bills by £250.
We will get Britain working again. 💪🇬🇧
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Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚
The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.
Quick AI search. In the 25/26 and 26/27 season so far. How many VAR recommendations have been overturned on-field.
Answer 4. Forest have had 2 negatively, last night and the obvious Man Utd handball last season.
Agenda?