The handsome virgin of Boystown.
Joined February 2017
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Hello fellow eggs, are you ready to serve masc BOOTS? 💅
Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height.
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Gay Larry David is so upset about getting ignored on Grindr that he’s literally throwing his nephew onto the meat market so that he can work through his own trauma of getting ignored by twinks.
When you respond to spam text messages to do your epic chungus ‘yes and’ trolling, Apple doesn’t recognize you as trolling, all it does is flag that interaction as legitimate so it’s no longer flagged as scam likely when they start calling. Your improv is making society worse.
I love when guys hold up their phones showing their text messages to the Chipotle worker like they’re stopping the tanks rolling into Tiananmen Square
My favorite thing about data engineers is every time you ask them for a codebook and you show them an example, they act like it’s the first time they’ve ever seen one 🤩
The Leave Britney Alone guy but for Lana retweeted
“ever since i gave you my peacock password all i get is HIV commercials”
- my sister
