The Majestic Tale of an Idiot With a Twitter. He/Him/They/Them. ADHD. Possibly Autistic, must remember to investigate further. BLM/ACAB. Anarcho-Syndicalist
The 5th Dimension
Joined September 2021
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Say it with me friends: labels are a tool to dehumanize others and shield yourself from accountability
an unspoken upside of the synecdoche of the minority
the downsides ("wow-girls-suck-at-math" xkcd) are fairly well-understood, but one of my favorite parts about travel is i can go be a total weirdo and the response isn't "damn, that guy is weird" it's "damn, Americans are weird"
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Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
Look, I know BLUE BEETLE did not make a lot of money when it came out (mostly due to DC burnout at the time)... but it would be so stupid to abandon that character. He has a *devoted* & rabid fanbase, he's DC's Spider-Man, and you have one of the main stars of fucking COBRA KAI-
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
“bruce wayne donates to charities and creates foundations” is a cowardly answer to a criticism that should just be answered with “it’s fiction”
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
nunca se me olvidará una cita que tuve con un swiftie que me estuvo explicando super ilusionado que taylor utilizaba colores diferentes para la identidad visual de cada era. me mordí un montón la lengua para no decir lo normal que es eso, estaba tan emocionado el pobre
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
I've said it before: Trump sees Mamdani as a handsome young winner who doesn't shrink in his presence, and those are some of the few traits he respects.
The reason he hates his sons and even JD is because they are ugly sycophant losers.
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
I have no idea why people keep pushing this idea there's such a thing as "commercially safe DC characters". It's extremely obvious that a Flash movie in this day and age would at best barely crack 400 million. Same as Green Lantern. Same as even Aquaman.
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
The “sexualized for the male gaze because men think lesbian sex is hot” take falls on the floor for me bc like.. Don’t you think lesbians think lesbian sex is hot too ? Ultimately there’s no way to make a sex scene not sexualized. Anyone who thinks it’s hot is gonna think that
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
There are Star Wars fans out there who genuinely think that being able to watch the pre-special edition versions of Star Wars through legal means is a blight on George Lucas and the franchise itself
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
women once again revealing how they think about relationships
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
More proof for my theory that 80% of inceldom is caused by aspergers (autism) and all the direct and indirect consequences of it
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
Mis papás no mentían cuando me dijeron que ser hombre hoy en dia es super dificil, porque carajo hay que humillar a un tipo que te confesó sus sentimientos? No era mejor solo rechazarlo? Obvio no, habia que hacer un video culero para obtener visitas a costa de un inocente 😑
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
Hear me out... Make it a criticism to modern gaming... Not only about the arcades being outdated, but also pointing out microtransactions, buggy games at launch, abandoned franchises...
And make a greedy CEO of a gaming company the villain...
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
I feel like the worst thing for superheroes was becoming so valuable to mega corporations. I think the most innovative work was done when nobody cared what the silly little comic companies were doing. now that Tony Stark is a household name, can you really do a demon in a bottle?
Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶🌫️ retweeted
It’s becoming even more clear to me that as we’ve shamed and blamed traditional gender expectations for women out of men, women’s traditional expectations of men have actually grown! It’s just reframed as women “knowing their worth!” so it sounds like female empowerment.
