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coping
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Ate too much
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I giggle at this opening line for Shiv
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happy midterms everyone
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time for a check up
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making bull and shit rn
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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who tf gave my kids ram for halloween🤦🏼‍♀️
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Oh that’s oomf
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I’ve been switching interests and media since August as if my life will end as soon as 2027 starts
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He would not fawking say that. He would not fawking act like that .
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Probably failed a quiz today so I napped once I got home and now I’ve been on deadlock
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dont queue tonight
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The perverts #deadlock
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Applying to multiple positions at the same organization and getting rejected for all of them
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Tell me who solo oomf pls 🤣
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I have a presentation today and all I can think about is apple pie Allah mode
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