If Peter Parker and Noel Gallagher die happily then so will I
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Happy #NationalPoetryDay! To celebrate, I am releasing a new series of short films called Rhyme Down the Lens - dramatic poems with a working class flavour. All 3 films can be found in the thread below.
First up: 'Comic Sans MS', starring @CarolineGray080: youtu.be/AIofEFcWPz4
ALT If you were a font, what font would you be?
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Can you kick it? Yes, you can.
#WolverinePS5
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Oasis playing the Marvel stadium.
🚨REGISTER FOR THE AUSTRALIAN 2025 TOUR PRE-SALE BALLOT 🚨
A ticket pre-sale will be held on Monday 14th October. Entry is by private ballot only.
Ballot registration is open now and closes 8am AEDT tomorrow, Wednesday 9th October.
Register here: OasisMusic.lnk.to/presaleau / (via link in bio).
Please note success in the ballot will not guarantee tickets.
Dates:
31st October - Marvel Stadium, Melbourne
7th November - Accor Stadium, Sydney
#OasisLive25
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“Are you in the Underground Transgender Mafia?”
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Liz Truss claims “Underground transgender mafia” were plotting against her and brought her leadership to an end.
“They’re the ones really running this country.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
NN- While the account itself states that it is satire, many people in the comment section and quote retweets are not realizing that this is a satirical post, thus a note is needed.
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Hugh Jackman meeting a Wolverine fan is the best thing you will see today #DeadpoolAndWolverine
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Shout out to Paul James, owner of Poplars Farm in Antrobus... Renowned egg producer has donated more than 350 eggs...
You'd be forgiven for thinking we meant hens eggs, but he's actually got us in the Easter spirit and donated creme eggs!
What an egg-cellent human being 🐣
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It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2023 ✨
Just snooping on @DanSlott’s text messages about LIVING ON THE EDGE FIGHTING CRIME SPINNING WEBS
#SpideySpecifics
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Not long now! I can’t wait for you to see it - I really hope you enjoy the first episode; I had a great time making it! channel4.com/programmes/litt…
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This charming-looking series on toy trains* starts tonight. I’m in episode four.
*’Model railways’, apparently.
channel4.com/programmes/litt…