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The Vaught
Joined July 2024
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Replying to @BigHossHJ
Is this where I think it is?
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So whatโ€™s going on behind this dude.
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Failed finance last week so I decided to take a mental health trip.
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These types of humans I refuse to believe have the same chemical makeup as I do.
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How am I supposed to tell my parents I want to become a marine directly after graduating college? I feel like theyโ€™d lose it.
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#TurnItAllTeal there needs to be a change. The team canโ€™t remember how to play hockey 50 minutes in every night.
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I donโ€™t care if they come back. The sharks should be embarrassed by the product on the ice. Warso needs to go heโ€™s lost the team. They donโ€™t care.
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Sam Darnold might be the worst quarterback Iโ€™ve ever seen play football
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Splash Seacrest ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น retweeted
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didnโ€™t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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Costume dox. (Iโ€™m on the right)
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Splash Seacrest ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น retweeted
"2026 VAI SER MEU ANO" eu em novembro:
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Had to let the moms know whatโ€™s good. Love you mom.
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Waking my roommates up to steak sandwiches because itโ€™s my favorite holiday of the year.
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Canโ€™t wait to see all these mugshots tonight.
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Splash Seacrest ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น retweeted
Way too hungover for this shit.
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Iโ€™m going to use this a copious amount of times.
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Didnโ€™t know FaceTime had voicemails. Canโ€™t say I love the way I found out.
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Gay son or whatever but I wanna know if the left can walk the walk.
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Why is finance 3000 the hardest class Iโ€™ve ever taken.
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Splash Seacrest ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น retweeted
White Tail season ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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