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33. Travelling salesman. Private detective. Yoga instructor. Stuntman. Occasional liar

London, England
Joined April 2012
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Every child killed in Gaza today would be alive if we had a cease-fire yesterday. These are the stakes. This is our failing. You can retweet this everyday until a cease-fire happens because it remains true. How high does the pile of bodies have to get?
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Sarina Esmailzadeh, 16, beaten to death by Iranian security forces for protesting for women’s rights in Iran. Nika Shakarami, 16, killed after burning her headscarf in protest. Hadis Najafi, 23, shot multiple times during demonstrations sparked by the death of Mahsa Amini, 22,
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The Met apologises again. This time its really disturbing behaviour of officers at Charing Cross station where apparently messages about raping colleagues, killing black children + domestic violence were "jokes and banter". One cop known as the "mcrapey raperson". THREAD
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DOJ's announcement about the Pennsylvania ballot investigation is so deeply wrong, and telling, that I'm gonna do a rare thread:
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I was arrested on June 2nd, 2020 with around 100 other protesters in Los Angeles. While I was ziptied and facing the wall, two male officers joked behind me about my gender presentation: "Do you think it's a female? Are you sure?"
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If they're doing this to journalists while cameras are trained on them, what are they doing to black protesters when no one is looking?
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these cops were just charged for the crimes they committed in this video. if no one was filming no one would’ve known and they never would’ve been charged. STAY RECORDING THIS SHIT. IT IS THE ONLY EVIDENCE WE HAVE
this is so wrong.. they’re pigs
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I’m sensing a trend here
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They beat the living shit out of us one hour after this.
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beautiful moments during protests that the media won’t show; a thread 🖤
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Salam Aidilfitri from my family to yours! 🖤🖤🖤
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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there are hundreds of people on here who are funnier than this guy yet all they get for their jokes is buzzfeed stealing them without permission while ricky gervais gets paid millions to talk like a 13 yr old boy on xbox live teapawt.org/rickygervais/status/99…
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"Marisa Tomei" is an anagram for "It's-a me, Mario"
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Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin'
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This was the vote on Russian Sanctions: House: 419-3 Senate: 98-2 Today, Trump said he won't impose the sanctions despite a veto-proof majority. Congratulations, America. Laws are meaningless now.
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My entire life has led to this moment... T-Rex conducting the Jurassic Park theme song. 😭❤😂😂😂
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The Gremlins are shown to operate complex machinery, use language, and react to art. Yet we are expected to cheer on the mass murder of these sentient beings. It is not the Gremlins, but the collaborationist Gizmo, who is the true monster.
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The Trump Presidency is in its 324th day. Here's an overview: - Wall Height: 0 ft - Pro-pedophile rallies: 1 - Campaign associates Plea Deals: 2 - Approval: 32% - Golf trips: 78 - Puerto Ricans still w/out power: 1M - Tax plan deficit: $1.4T - Campaign associate Indictments: 4
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the al franken picture is bad but at least there isn’t a tape where he says something horrible like he loves to grab pussy i mean that would fucking destroy him
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