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Sam

@SamH7064

I like to scream metal and sing not so metal stuff, autistic and fkn hilarious, live somewhere between Perth and Fife

 Scotland
Joined March 2009
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😳 Jimmy Carr weighs in on Russell Brand: “He’s going to jail for something he didn’t do” Audience: “What do you think about Russell Brand?” Jimmy: “This is interesting. It’s crazy to think that Russell Brand is going to jail for something he didn’t do… get consent.” 😂 “I think Russell Brand’s views on sex and consent are gonna radically change in the next week.” 😭 Brilliant! Sharp as ever. Funny thing is, Jimmy played along and encouraged a lot of the things Brand used to say. Not the actual behaviour, just the persona and the jokes. Makes you wonder if he knew as people keep saying it was an open secret, especially on the comedy circuit. 🤔
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RIP Sean Lock, you would have loved Russell Brand going to fucking prison.
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Wicker is an excellent film
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live tuning in metalcore makes me sad
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Replying to @BBCPolitics
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i had fun
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Michael Sheen doesn't get the respect he deserves on his acting career Bro was the Priest in Kingdom of Heaven Lucian from fucking Underworld The White Rabbit in Alice in Wondrland Aro in The Twilight Saga Arthur in Passengers Aziraphale in Good Omens
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Animals have souls
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@nexta_tvOct 29
Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
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hello 10 degree weather
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Our pints are literally bigger than yours and we drink more buddy, it's ok to be wrong
Conley (@Conley76) profile pictureConley@Conley76Oct 30
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA The most popular beer in Scotland is a 4% abv pale lager. Less alcohol than a miller lite or a white claw. You would literally fucking die if you tried to drink with an average Midwesterner
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My college class calls me Jesus cause I'm a generation older (almost 2 generations 🤣) so I went in as him, shop didn't have a wig 💔
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Ragebait???? Do you not know how they make films? Written/typed scripts. Also around 50% of films are based on books. If it wasn't for books you probably wouldn't have ever seen a film. Lord Of The Rings, Dune, Forrest Gump, The Hunger Games, Dear John, The Notebook.
Chioma🧚‍♂️ (@xxterberry) profile pictureChioma🧚‍♂️
@xxterberryOct 27
There is absolutely no reason for adults to still be reading books when movies exist. You are literal wasting your time staring at paper when you could watch the same story in 2 hours. Imagine being a grown adult bragging about how many books you’ve read. Congratulations, you read paper for fun.
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@VarietyOct 29
Patrick Stewart, who will be remembered most for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and as Professor Charles Xavier in the “X-Men” films, has died at 86. variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
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new very small drawing
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my doctors have had my bus disability forms for almost a month, been trying to get updates each week about it getting filled out, i had to ring them up just now to find 4 days ago they were told they can't authorise those forms anymore, THEY'VE HAD THEM FOR A MONTH
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Slagging someone off for not interacting is not funny bro.
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Made a perfect steak 👌👌👌
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Landline phone calls and letters in the post
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@rovabtwOct 12
EVERYONE that were teenagers before social media existed, how’d you communicate with your friends?
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Imagine the shock on Jim Carreys face finding out he has a son with a gross attitude from this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rex Colt (@RexColtClips) profile pictureRex Colt
@RexColtClipsOct 12
Bhad Bhabie crashes out and gets into a verbal altercation with live streamers SJC and LordHito! The 'Catch me outside girl' loses it after being trolled by 2 streamers at the scene of her man's car crash!
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