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I like to scream metal and sing not so metal stuff, autistic and fkn hilarious, live somewhere between Perth and Fife

Scotland
Joined March 2009
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😳 Jimmy Carr weighs in on Russell Brand: “He’s going to jail for something he didn’t do” Audience: “What do you think about Russell Brand?” Jimmy: “This is interesting. It’s crazy to think that Russell Brand is going to jail for something he didn’t do… get consent.” 😂 “I think Russell Brand’s views on sex and consent are gonna radically change in the next week.” 😭 Brilliant! Sharp as ever. Funny thing is, Jimmy played along and encouraged a lot of the things Brand used to say. Not the actual behaviour, just the persona and the jokes. Makes you wonder if he knew as people keep saying it was an open secret, especially on the comedy circuit. 🤔
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RIP Sean Lock, you would have loved Russell Brand going to fucking prison.
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i had fun
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Animals have souls
Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
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Patrick Stewart, who will be remembered most for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and as Professor Charles Xavier in the “X-Men” films, has died at 86. variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
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new very small drawing
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anytime a 19 year old oomf on here uses new slang i am unfamiliar with
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you ever meet someone and realize they’ve been getting away with this personality for years
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Practice telling yourself "I'm better than this poor experience someone is trying to give me." And moving on with your life.
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can u guys watch him real quick i’ll brb
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Daemon: Caraxes no Caraxes: CARAXES YES
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Sacha Baron Cohen has reportedly wrapped filming on a new ‘ALI G’ movie. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/studio-ma…)
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current favorite rage bait: yelling REMIXXXX when someone stutters
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being neurodivergent working in a dominantly neurotypical workplace makes me feel like everyone wants me Dead
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