Security, Trust & Safety, Fraud, and Privacy. Behavioral engineer 4 life. Always going H.A.M. Views are mine (not always mine alone but not my employer's).

Joined November 2012
It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head
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I was definitely spoiled with @Jhaddix time this week! So good to see you too!
epic panel with @Sam_E_Davison ! Glad to catch up with you!
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A true highlight of the week! Thank you @drjessicabarker, @BexMarkwick, Maxie, and @_sn0ww 💕
This #Defcon security culture panel was a blast. I’m so grateful to the amazing panelists for sharing their expertise & experience with us. Thank you @Sam_E_Davison @BexMarkwick and Maxie 💜 Love the crowd for such amazing engagement, questions & feedback.
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Stoked to speak about security culture, a topic long near and dear to my heart! If you're in Vegas, join our brilliant moderator, some positively fierce panelists, and me today at 4 pm in the SE Village!
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Getting ready to hit the stage with @mediaphyter at @SummerC0n at 4pm today!
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Super pumped to speak at @SummerC0n for the first time with my bestie @mediaphyter! Additional footage of our rehearsals:
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Top tier advice for working in Infosec
A 🧵 about a career in information security. People message me all the time about getting into infosec. This is my career for the past 19 years and when I got in, it was a totally different reality. Ultimately, you need to feel called to it. Here's what I said: 🧵 🔜
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Very excited to speak at one of my favorite cons with one of my favorite people (@mediaphyter) for some science slayin’ 🧛🏻‍♀️🔬
Replying to @Sam_E_Davison
@sam_e_davison will drop science in "Protect Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself" (also: wu-tang is for the children)
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"IRREGARDLESS" HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1795. ITS INCLUSION IN THE DICTIONARY IS NOT A SIGN OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FALLING TO PIECES, OR PROOF OF THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM FAILING, NOR IS IT THE WORK OF CURSED MILLENNIALS. IT JUST MEANS A LOT OF PEOPLE USE IT TO MEAN "REGARDLESS."
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Oh no. @leilacohan just sent me the 90s American Girl dolls that just dropped and… I was not ready.
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Sam Davison retweeted
Might be my best AI-generated art prompt to date. I give you “Pikachu painted by Monet”.
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Tell me you were a nerd in HS without telling me you were a nerd in HS
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Me to my poor bf (@andrewmohawk) before our trip next week: THERE ARE 4 DIFFERENT PARKS & 1 WATERPARK. 1 IS THE CLASSIC PARK. 1 IS EDUCATIONAL & CULTURAL. 1 IS ANIMAL AND NATURE THEMED BUT IT STILL HAS RIDES. 1 HAS THE STAR WARS RIDES. 2 OF THEM HAVE FIREWORKS AT NIGHT.
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pretty smart to call them both because it might be a real ghost or it could just turn out to be some dude in a mask
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Have seen the inside of a gym 4 times so far this BH/DC. Am I officially an old now? Is this adulting?
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im in the taco bell drive thru like “yes chef” “thank u chef”
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🚨ALERT🚨 WE GOT EAR WIGGLES, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, EAR WIGGLES EVERYBODY!!!!! 🚨🦇
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Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵
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