Samila retweeted
Joakim Simiyu and others must have missed this speech by H.E Edwin Sifuna and soon enough, they will run out of what to say.
“Let me not give away too much of our manifesto because Kasongo has become a copycat. When I receive a goat in Meru, he will make sure that there will be someone to give him a goat at the next function. When I carry a child and speak to them, lazima atafute mtoto.” — Edwin Sifuna.
Samila retweeted
Free advise to @edwinsifuna
Don't depend and wait on Opposition to declare you Presidential candidate,
We the youths of Kenya decided long ago that you're our Presidential candidate and nothing can change that .
Power is with the people , not those brokers who will derail you and put you down.
Whether they endorse you or not , KENYAN youths will vote for you overwhelmingly no matter the tribe they come from , and this is a FACT!
Just make sure we have our party up and running, and the rest will be HISTORY
We are with you till the end!!
Samila retweeted
What Sifuna is today is what Morara could have been. He had the youth behind him, the influence, and the momentum to build something bigger than himself. All he needed to do was listen. We could have built our own youth party, fielded our own candidates, and sparked our own Serbia moment. Sadly, that opportunity slipped away.
Samila retweeted
Ford Kenya sai Imebakisha tu Party Leader Na Senator,
DAP nayo pia Imebakisha tu Party Leader Na unserious Salasya,
Wale wamebaki ODM western Ni wale wanaogopa EACC, and holds government contracts,
People have identified their true leader,
The Clarion Call is Sifuna Tosha
Samila retweeted
Sifuna's silence is one of his most lethal and powerful weapon.
Peter Salasya, Caleb Amisi, Kasmuel McOure, Roseline Alionya, Robert Alai, Kaluma, Babu Owino and Orengo were all defeated by his mysterious silence.
And the opposite is true. Once he decides to completely dismantle you using the mic 🎤, his nuclear bomb, you're finished.
RUTO IS THE GREATEST VICTIM OF THAT😂
Mudavadi, Atwoli and Wetangula were bombed and till today they have never recovered back to life in Western.
Simba Arati has never had it the same in Kisii since Sifuna declared at Senator Onyonka's mum's burial, "Simba must go."
Didmus Barasa lost both his voice and his appeal in Bungoma since Sifuna declared war on him. 😂
Dr. Oburu has never recovered since Sifuna told him he can't be the SG of mediocrity. 😅
Wanga, Junet, Mbadi and Wandayi fear even encountering Sifuna one on one.
FEARED BOTH IN SILENCE AND ON MIC, THE 6TH🇰🇪
Samila retweeted
Ukieka kando tribalism and hard feelings,H.E Kalonzo Musyoka can make a good transport cabinet secretary in Sifuna's regime. Dimwits aren't ready for this kind of conversation btw.
#rutomustgo
Samila retweeted
Bungoma, Transnzoia, Busia and Kakamega have never been this united under one political leader, even Raila never achieved it.
2027 anaenda 0800 Hours.
The only thing inaweza okoa Fernandes Barasa hapa kakamega ni akose kuwa kwa ballot,Ile mambo tumempangia atatii
Samila retweeted
Real men just hmmpph a maximum of three times. Once during first penetration, once when nutting, na one spare one incase that thang tight.
Real men know what I mean
Samila retweeted
Next time a girl asks me why I nut fast imma hit her with
Ghafla bin vuu wezi wenye misuli tinginya na miraba minne wakakuingililia na kuiba nut hiyo
Samila retweeted
"Whose pussy is this?"
Her:
Block me @xysist @PiocheBrio @wallacemecha mecha my beloved you had the best dck lol I still want that
Samila retweeted
Replying to @NafunaOkemwa
He who tickles a mad woman in the night should not act surprise when the mad woman tickles him on a market day.






















