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Married way out of my league. Used to blow things up, now I’m telling war stories in a classroom. Still don’t know how to ‘adult.’ personal account.

Rosie’s Cantina
Joined September 2015
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Substitute teaching at the middle school today. My 13 yo didn’t “die” when she saw me in the hallway. Even made eye contact. And some kid said he liked my haircut. Unsolicited “compliments” from kids are quite sus. Easy day (so far).
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$11 Billion spent on campaigns this cycle. Still having fundraisers for school supplies. And many other (far) worse problems. Doesn’t matter what party…the money and ENERGY needs to go towards making a difference.
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Brad Pitt. The Mexican True Romance 12 Monkeys Oceans 11/12/13, etc. Snatch Fight Club Meet Joe Black Mr.& Mrs Smith Spy Game River Runs Through It Inglorious Bastards. Or Salma Hayek - doesn’t matter what movie.
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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What?!?!
THE JETS JUST RECORDED THE LATEST FOUR-GOAL COMEBACK WIN IN NHL HISTORY 🔥 THEY WERE DOWN 4-0 WITH JUST 2:40 LEFT IN REGULATION 😱
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Put some respect on his name
This is a Jared Goff chart:
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Good news today. Here’s a smile for ya.
Wholesome Jack Campbell content
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Great news!
STATEMENT FROM JACK CAMPBELL My family and I want to sincerely thank everyone for the overwhelming amount of love, prayers, and support we’ve received over the past few days. It means more to us than words can express. I’m incredibly encouraged by the progress I’ve made in such a short period of time. I have full movement in my lower body, and I’m continuing to make progress with movement in my upper body. I know there’s still work ahead, but I remain very optimistic. I’m taking things one day at a time, staying positive, and focusing on getting better. My faith in God has never been stronger. I know He has a plan for me, and I trust in that plan. I know there may be challenges ahead, but with my faith, my family, and so many people in my corner, I know we’ll get through this. I especially want to thank the athletic trainers and medical personnel who responded and cared for me on the field. I know those were difficult moments, and I’m incredibly grateful for the professionalism, compassion, and care you showed me. The way you handled everything and looked after me when I needed it most is something I’ll never forget. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I also can’t say enough about the incredible care I’ve received from the medical team at Henry Ford Hospital and the Detroit Lions medical staff. They’ve been amazing to me and my family throughout this process, and I’m truly grateful for everything they’ve done. To my teammates, coaches, and everyone in the Lions organization, I want you to know how much I love and appreciate you. This team is a family to me, and the way everyone has been there for me means everything. I’m proud to be a Detroit Lion and couldn’t ask to be surrounded by a better group of people. One thing I’ve learned about Detroit is that this city is built on toughness, resilience, and grit. That’s exactly how I’m going to approach this challenge. Please continue to keep me and my family in your prayers. We feel the love, and I can’t thank everyone enough. God is good. My faith is strong. Jack Campbell
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Wordle 1,964 3/6* 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Birdie 10 in a row
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
“The correct answer is, [Obama] is not a Muslim; he's a Christian. But the really right answer is, 'What if he is?' Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer's no, that's not America.“
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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It’s Vernor’s Or maybe Faygo
Each state's official drink
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If you show your “I voted” sticker, this place gives you free chips and salsa! 😆 🤣 😂 Trying the margarita flight.
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Lions escaped her wrath this week.
NFL week 8 meeting
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What’s Flacco up to these days?
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
Replying to @SatireAP
No public records show any human drownings at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in the last 100 years. The pool is only 18-30 inches deep, so drowning risk is extremely low. Isolated incidents near the site (such as a 2021 self-inflicted gunshot) have occurred, but none involved drowning in the water itself. Documented deaths there are almost entirely ducks from parasites or natural causes.
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Millennials can keep their avocado toast.
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He would’ve never made it as a Lions player.
“A lot of times, in those big moments, the little stuff doesn’t get called like that.” -Patrick Mahomes on the false start. Must be nice to get away with things like that so often you just expect it to not be called 😂
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
Seeing a Chiefs game-winning TD get wiped out by a flag is even more beautiful than I ever imagined
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