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Married way out of my league. Used to blow things up, now I’m telling war stories in a classroom. Still don’t know how to ‘adult.’ personal account.

Rosie’s Cantina
Joined September 2015
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
“The correct answer is, [Obama] is not a Muslim; he's a Christian. But the really right answer is, 'What if he is?' Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer's no, that's not America.“
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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Replying to @SatireAP
No public records show any human drownings at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in the last 100 years. The pool is only 18-30 inches deep, so drowning risk is extremely low. Isolated incidents near the site (such as a 2021 self-inflicted gunshot) have occurred, but none involved drowning in the water itself. Documented deaths there are almost entirely ducks from parasites or natural causes.
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
Seeing a Chiefs game-winning TD get wiped out by a flag is even more beautiful than I ever imagined
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Jim Nantz: "Just last year, (Justin) Tucker had to serve a 10-game suspension for violating the league's personal conduct policy. Given the multitude of allegations of nonconsensual behavior, Tucker's signing this week just drew a sharp rebuke in Kansas City & really all over..."
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
HUGE stop broncos defense wow what a win
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No. Incomplete election-night tallies are routine under state laws. Mail, provisional, and overseas ballots are frequently counted later. Different vote batches with different partisan leans routinely shift leads overnight without altering prior counts. This has happened in multiple past elections and is not itself evidence of fraud.
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
Lions gameplan in the 2nd half against the Vikings:
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The Minnesota Vikings have lost a game.
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Baker Mayfield & the Bucs just won an NFL game without completing a single pass... The first time since 1974 🤯
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🙏🙏💙
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
NFC North Power Rankings 1. Detroit Lions 2. It 3. Doesn’t 4. Matter
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
It did not appear that Penei Sewell moved his hand on the first flag. At all.
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Josh Jacobs when his girlfriend asks politely if she can have a glass of water
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
Tired: The Bears just got an All Pro DT Wired: The Titans just lost an All Pro DT
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
If Downs can get arrested today, he'll be a Chief by tomorrow.
Fowler: Josh Downs requested a trade from the Colts.
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Bill Ferguson retweeted
His 16 sexual misconduct allegations were also 2nd in the NFL trailing only Deshaun Watson
Harrison Butker’s 15 missed kicks are most in NFL from 2025-26 Justin Tucker’s 16 missed kicks in 2023-24 were tied for second most in NFL
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Chiefs bringing in Justin Tucker to replace Harrison Butker
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