Recent Brazilian presidential aspirant Flávio Bolsonaro missed a Tuesday morning deadline to surrender his passports. Unconfirmed reports in the Argentine press indicated that Bolsonaro had crossed the border with the intent of flying to the U.S. wapo.st/4ik5XVP

The audience in Montana corrects Vance when he mispronounces Helena

A yard in Central Texas

The Cheesecake Factory stuff is a really good encapsulation of conservative discourse during the Obama era for folks not old enough to have experienced it. Endless whining and mind-loss over something they wouldn’t even notice if someone else said it. Eight years of that!

If you're eating at Cheesecake Factory on a Monday and it's not your birthday, you're top 1%

Cindy Hyde-Smith clearly does not want to serve another term as a senator. Here she is doubling down on her suggestion that people mad about high beef prices should eat a different protein. Scott Colom might really beat this lady in Mississippi

Front page of the Sunday @StarTribune, with the headline mistakenly covered by an ad graphic. This is what comes from moving the printing plant to Iowa, where people can't read.

One time I was in court and a judge commented on how my name was spelled. I jokingly said, “Yeah, it’s unique. Apparently my parents weren’t very good at spelling.” The judge looked at me and said, “That’s my daughter’s name. And that’s exactly how I spelled it.” Anyways, that’s the last time I ever made a joke in court.