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SgtFitz

@SatMatHost

Still a Irish/Slovenian Catholic Army vet/retired cop. Smoke/cuss too much, have too many kids (14). Pro Israel & USA. Martin Milner may be my real dad.

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The Iran Navy moonlights as a WHAM! cover band
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I guarantee Mr Big & Bad there pees his pants when bread pops put of the toaster @CyborgPeds
Cyborg Pediatrician (@CyborgPeds) profile pictureCyborg Pediatrician
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As someone who has - more than once - been fairly sure he was going to die while piloting an aircraft, I think this asshole should go screw himself.
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But he is the 2nd best brain surgeon in Noeth America!!!
ERO San Francisco (@EROSanFrancisco) profile pictureERO San Francisco
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ICE San Francisco arrested criminal alien Luis Bohorquez-Ramos, 26, of Mexico, in Jamestown. He has convictions for 2nd-degree robbery, vehicle theft and selling marijuana, and is allegedly affiliated with the Sureño gang. He is in ICE custody pending immigration proceedings.
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Works for me
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Not one Shqip in that bunch. The only big Shqip was bis-xual g-nocide mastermind Enver Pasha @Torquat28352878
Medaur (@LordMedaur) profile pictureMedaur@LordMedaurNov 1
Let us remember that Albania gave 25 emperors to the Roman Empire and four popes to the Vatican 🇦🇱🦅
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Wow Gasoline is only 3 2/3 kilos a hectare here in Ohio
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
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“Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon” - Ana Navarro What
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So @HeshelAsa made a Baylonian recipe bread with Khorasan flour & OMG sooooo gooood
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So Karahi Chicken tonite!
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So I get home & @HeshelAsa is doing up the chicken & veggies for Karahi chicken then goes "Pete can you please do the rice? I washed & soaked it already, just drain it & toss it into the cooker with the water & vinegar" Got me working like a slave! I DEMAND A SHARE OF REPARATIONS
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Replying to @SatMatHost
@SatMatHost
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I know we're more divided than ever but we'll get through this because as Amy Acton ALWAYS SAYS, "ggftuuyuf dffrrggggg sddwwe, HICCUP"
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So what do Tucker & Obama's toes taste like?
Foundring 🇺🇸 (@foundring1) profile pictureFoundring 🇺🇸
@foundring1Nov 2
If you believe the official narrative of the Palm Beach "airplane" you're ngmi
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DID WE DO IT? WERE WE IN TIME???
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LOL Nah a special SUPER potent Kimchee (5 yrs old), aged Sake....
Ultra Dano (@SuisunDan) profile pictureUltra Dano
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Swearing, several pours from the slivovic, showers…
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That looks like my first nite at a strip joint. My first's conception involved a lot of me swearing on the Bible that I'd give her a boy
Ultra Dano (@SuisunDan) profile pictureUltra Dano
@SuisunDan16h
Doesn’t everyone conceive their first by making a transcendent plea by candlelight? No?
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Yea you DO, Yellowstripe. It's the whole point of the DUTY
LoriNSoCal60 🌊🐶🇺🇦🧡🐸🫶🏻 (@LCal60) profile pictureLoriNSoCal60 🌊🐶🇺🇦🧡🐸🫶🏻@LCal60Oct 30
Replying to @johnkonrad
Um. You don't keep sailors on a ship for months on end. This admin is full of fucking idiots
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Neither the rainbow hate flag OR anyone wanting to fly it should be allowed near children. Period.
Rose Smith (@itsrosesm) profile pictureRose Smith
@itsrosesmNov 1
Teachers Say They Will Walk Out If Pride Flags Come Down: “If you make us take the pride flags out of our classrooms we will quit teaching.” Four teachers held the sign in a classroom with a rainbow flag already hanging behind them. Their line is simple. Take the flag down and they quit.
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I love this one. But @HeshelAsa HATES it. He's off kilter for like a month after lol
Ultra Dano (@SuisunDan) profile pictureUltra Dano
@SuisunDanNov 1
Still woke up at 0400. Or was it 0500? I hate this.
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That’s weird…
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Shqip trains don't work so it would be a double surprise
OA (@bukekryp) profile pictureOA@bukekrypNov 1
Replying to @SatMatHost
You wouldnt know even if the train hit u.
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"Chilled out" is the new term for antisemitic an e sin ata a ra agat, mar sin, a mhic?
Kieran (@Orpheusmaximus1) profile pictureKieran
@Orpheusmaximus1Oct 31
Replying to @ArmstrongT97969
The Rep of Ireland is a pretty chilled out place.. I don't know the percentage, but there are a lot of people in Ireland that have family in Britain. I have never heard anyone in person mention Cromwell. You seem a little obsessed with the Irish. What the hell is a New Scot ?
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