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The Schemaverse

@Schemaverse

A SQL space battle played out inside a PostgreSQL database. Global championships take place yearly at DEF CON.

schemaverse.com
Joined January 2011
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Some projects deserve a come back
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Now nicer on mobile too
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@Abstr_ctSep 21
Fine, the classic SQL Space Battle you can’t pronounce is back 😅 schemaverse.com
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Sometimes you have to give the people what they want
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Yep, the classic SQL Space Battle is back. schemaverse.com
Schemaverse · A space war played in SQL

Schemaverse · A space war played in SQL

A space strategy game played entirely inside PostgreSQL. Buy ships with INSERT, steer them in SQL, and write PL/pgSQL scripts that fly your fleet. Free, in the browser or psql.

schemaverse.com
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Still looking for a new host for Schemaverse! If you want to help support a weird educational SQL game, we’d love to hear from you.
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We just received notice this morning from our cloud provider that they're shutting down... yesterday ☠️ What's a good spot to host a weird pg database?
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If you want a Postgres just to explore, in additional to our guided @crunchydata tutorials we have a playground setup with a blank slate at crunchydata.com/developers/p… Appending ?sql=http://pathtosql.sql will load a sql file as well.

Postgres Playground | Crunchy Data

Your safe place to test out Postgres in the browser

crunchydata.com
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What black magic is this?!
Craig Kerstiens (@craigkerstiens) profile pictureCraig Kerstiens
@craigkerstiens17 Aug 2022
And here it is, come join us @crunchydata and learn some Postgres at our playground - crunchydata.com/blog/learn-p…
Learn Postgres at the Playground | Crunchy Data Blog

Learn Postgres at the Playground | Crunchy Data Blog

Run Postgres in your local web browser with guided tutorials to help you grow your Postgres skills.

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@craigkerstiens How do we make a local running Schemaverse instance? This would finally (14 years later) be a way for new players to have a training area where they won't get instantly crushed!
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The 13th Schemaverse Champion is @MisterGlass! #DEFCON30 #Postgres #SQL
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That's the contest folks! Championship scores are now being calculated #DEFCON30
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The 13th annual Schemaverse Championship has begun at #DEFCON30! #Postgres #SQL
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Neat! Almost 10 years later, we’re on @newsycombinator again <3 news.ycombinator.com/item?id…
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The first time news.ycombinator.com/item?id…
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@Abstr_ct16 Nov 2021
And that’s saying a LOT but because #postgres is a crazy good time
zmanian (@zmanian) profile picturezmanian
@zmanian16 Nov 2021
Purely from a hijinks and tomfoolery perspective blockchains are the most fun databases have ever been
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@Abstr_ct29 Oct 2021
A month ago I quit my job to go full time into @slowninjastudio. Tomorrow we release our first demo, complete with a working blockchain using @cosmos as the backend. I'm not going to lie and say it's perfect or even fun yet, but beginning play testing is an exciting milestone
Slow Ninja (@slowninjastudio) profile pictureSlow Ninja@slowninjastudio28 Oct 2021
Are you in our discord yet?! We're letting our users try out the latest demo starting tomorrow! discord.com/invite/fzDzx5DnF… #WattsHappenin
Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games

Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games

Discord is great for playing games and chilling with friends, or even building a worldwide community. Customize your own space to talk, play, and hang out.

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Slow Ninja@slowninjastudio25 Oct 2021
It’s hard to believe it’s already been 7 years since Slow Ninja started our first transaction-based, skill-based #crypto game and we are excited to share that we are working on our next one! Here’s a sneak peek of what we’re working on now! 💻 #WattsHappenin
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DEF CON
@defcon8 Aug 2021
Next year is a big anniversary for DEF CON, and we’re already at work planning how to make the big 3-0 memorable. Here’s to next year reuniting even more of us.
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What a round! The championships finish up in 10 minutes, then we’ll start calculating the winner. Big thanks to the 36 new players that gave Schemaverse a try this year. #DEFCON
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