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A SQL space battle played out inside a PostgreSQL database. Global championships take place yearly at DEF CON.

Joined January 2011
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The Schemaverse retweeted
Fine, the classic SQL Space Battle you can’t pronounce is back 😅 schemaverse.com
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If you want a Postgres just to explore, in additional to our guided @crunchydata tutorials we have a playground setup with a blank slate at crunchydata.com/developers/p… Appending ?sql=http://pathtosql.sql will load a sql file as well.
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And that’s saying a LOT but because #postgres is a crazy good time
Purely from a hijinks and tomfoolery perspective blockchains are the most fun databases have ever been
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A month ago I quit my job to go full time into @slowninjastudio. Tomorrow we release our first demo, complete with a working blockchain using @cosmos as the backend. I'm not going to lie and say it's perfect or even fun yet, but beginning play testing is an exciting milestone
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It’s hard to believe it’s already been 7 years since Slow Ninja started our first transaction-based, skill-based #crypto game and we are excited to share that we are working on our next one! Here’s a sneak peek of what we’re working on now! 💻 #WattsHappenin
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Next year is a big anniversary for DEF CON, and we’re already at work planning how to make the big 3-0 memorable. Here’s to next year reuniting even more of us.
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Is everyone ready?
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Awww 😢 Chris was one of the original @schemaverse champions. @cbbrowne was always so welcoming and happy to help me bend Postgres is dumb ways. You’ll be missed friend ❤️
We regret to inform that Chris Browne, an inaugural member of the PGCon Program Committee, passed away on 2 November 2020. We remain grateful for his contributions over the years. Our condolences to his family.
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Just because you can do something inside Postgres doesn’t mean you should… wait, yes it does to quote @monkchips Postgres is always the answer now what was the question teapawt.org/monkchips/status/85843… The election, R, and Postgres: info.crunchydata.com/blog/el…
the answer is postgres, now what's the question again? ;-)
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Just heard about the fallguys cheater island and like... I kinda wanna see a game that's /made/ for cheating. Where that's the intent. Got an external tool? use it. Wanna make one? Make one. Make a better one! The levels / courses / whatever? Designed in anticipation.
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The Schemaverse retweeted
McLoin is the best typo of the @defcon weekend. #DEFCONSafeMode
Cisphyx continues his reign as champion of the Schemaverse! Congratulations to second place blackcathacker, and to mchatin (McL01n) for placing third, bumping out MrGlass from the top three for the first time in about a decade. #defconsafemode #dc28 schemaverse.com
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There was no way that was going to replace an in-person @Defcon, but somehow you succeeded in making it still feel like a defcon. @Defcon_Music played a big role in setting that vibe, and C&E certainly kept us all entertained and engaged. Thanks all <3 #DEFCONSafeMode
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The oldest Postgres conference, famous PGCon pgcon.org/2020/ will be online and free. Next week. A lot of interesting topics are expected. I'll be giving an SQL optimization tutorial next Tuesday, May 26 – everyone is welcome! pgcon.org/events/pgcon_2020/…
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The Schemaverse retweeted
#Defcon is cancelled, which is 100% the right choice but still weird to say without a smirk. Both @Coindroids and @Schemaverse have been accepted into whatever form Defcon takes this year and we're committed to making sure they're still a blast for all that want to participate.
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Replying to @thedarktangent
@thedarktangent has his thoughts on the DEF CON cancellation here: forum.defcon.org/node/232005 Please read and share. Thank you.
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Replying to @Schemaverse
@Schemaverse is so old that I still had two a’s in my name in the first commit. github.com/Abstrct/Schemaver… I missed it by a month, but happy 10th birthday to my favorite game about space elephants. #gaming #sql #postgres @defcon
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Schemaverse is, hands-down, one of the weirdest and most interesting game projects I've ever come across. @Abstr_ct worked hard on a very unique idea I'd love to see more people examine for research and competition.
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Replying to @Schemaverse
@Schemaverse is a fascinating game that I highly encourage any game dev, DBA, or hacker to take a look at. That said, it's also a very complicated one to get into if your SQL or Postgres management isn't sharp. To that end I've created a few tools to help out.
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