Michael Carrick Parody. Love the glazers hate united.
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Forget sales, forget protests. Manchester united fans can get rid of the glazers in less than 5 games and this is how they can do it.
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I have never seen old Trafford like this
Lmao none of the players want to play for Carrick
[🟢] BREAKING: Matheus Cunha picked up a minor injury in today’s training session and is set to miss Manchester United’s game vs Chelsea.
(@SamuelWriter)
Lmao we sacrificing the only player of quality we have had for Carrick who will be sacked in a few days time.
🚨🔴 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Bruno Fernandes picked up a minor injury in today’s training session and is set to miss Manchester United’s game vs Chelsea.
(@LaurenWhitwell)
This would be ok if you could see the tactics were working but it's not.
🚨🗣️ @FabrizioRomano on why Manchester United decided to give Michael Carrick more time:
“The intention from the club is to put responsibility on the PLAYERS.
There are people on United’s board who believe the common thinking around the club is that when things don’t go well, okay, the manager is out, and the players aren’t held responsible.
United want to show this group of players that they also need to take RESPONSIBILITY.”
#MUFC [@FabrizioRomano YT]
YesManCarrick retweeted
Club have briefed no Nagelsmann and Conte.....Carrick still in a job. Eddie Howe favourite IF they sack him. I said appointing Carrick was a mistake and the summer window was a disaster. I'll tell you this. This is sabotage. They're sinking us on purpose. RIP The United we knew
Congrats Harry kane. Could be at united ruining his career but instead won the best individual football prize out there.
I can't tell if this is real or not.
Jesus...
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YesManCarrick retweeted
🚨🗣️ - Kaveh Solhekol goes COMPLETELY IN on Sir Jim Ratcliffe live on air:
“I'm going to tell you who's to blame for this situation at the moment. The person to blame is Jim Ratcliffe.
“He bought the club almost three years ago. He bought 29% of it, when the Glazer family put the club up for sale. He didn't buy the whole club, he only bought 29% of it. And by buying 29%, it meant that the Glazers STAYED in place and Jim Ratcliffe got to run the football operations.
“He's come in and he said, 'I know better than anyone else how to run this club. We're going to do things my way.' And look what it's turned out to be over the past two and a half years.
“First of all, he said, 'I'm going to back Erik ten Hag. We've been chopping and changing managers too much.' Then he went off and started meeting Thomas Tuchel and any other manager who was available behind Erik ten Hag's back.
“When they couldn't find somebody else, they gave Ten Hag a new contract and money to spend. A couple of games later, Ten Hag loses his job.
“In the middle of the season, they beg Ruben Amorim to come to United. He doesn't even want to go there in the middle of the season; he wants to wait until the summer. They pay a fortune to get him, even though he plays three at the back, a totally different kind of football.
“Dan Ashworth doesn't want him. Dan Ashworth leaves, Ruben Amorim comes in, they go all in on Ruben Amorim. That doesn't work out. They get rid of him.
“They bring in Carrick as an interim. Okay, results are better. Then they give him the full-time job.
“In the meantime, Ratcliffe has come in and said, 'We're going to do things my way. No player is going to get paid 250, 300 grand a week here anymore. That's not going to happen. We're not going to sign any players for more than 60, 70 million pounds.’
“So Mateus Fernandes, Elliot Anderson, Harry Kane, Declan Rice, all these players, we ain't going to be signing them. And also, we're only going to be signing players with Premier League experience. And we're going to sign forwards one window, then the following summer we're just going to sign midfielders, then next summer we're just going to sign defenders.
“So this is Jim Ratcliffe's way of doing things. So he is to blame for this situation.”
TAKE A BOW, SON. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Keeping Carrick is irresponsible. Fuck me. Imagine how nasty it's about tog etc when he loses the next 3
I can't get over how Howe is a choice.
Remember when amorim had him shitting himself and made his players cheat so he could come up with different tactics lmao.
Imagine Howe playing Jose at Madrid.
Get Conte in then
🚨🗣 Gary Neville delivers a brutal verdict on Manchester United players:
“I live in Manchester - they’re NOT that professional some of them.
I’ve got no time for them. There’s a few of them that DON'T go to bed at the right time, DON'T eat the right things, don’t think about Manchester United every single minute of every single day.
They’re NOT living and breathing this football club as they should be - like professionals should.”
