Behind the scenes Content Director for Large Enterprise Platforms. Unapologetically obnoxious Homer. We’re not the rule…we’re the exceptioNOLE🍢 FUCK eSECpn

St Petersburg, FL
Joined November 2021
FSU’s offense & defense are the best in the country…but their bullpen is the worst in the ACC…something’s gotta change, fast
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The SEC is leading the country in AP ranked teams with losses to unranked teams. All three other power four conferences COMBINED have the same amount of ranked vs unranked losses as the SEC! People are saying “the SEC is overrated DOGSHIT”
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They have amnesia when it comes to the SEC. Narratives must live on!
The ABC announcer just said Bama hasn’t lost to an unranked team in 89 games. Could’ve sworn we got on that ass last year unranked
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Someone explain how Utah is still behind Georgia. #6 Utah: • 7-0 • Best win: #14 Houston • HAS NOT LOST A GAME • Longest win streak in the FBS #3 Georgia: • 6-1 • Best win: #10 Alabama • LOST TO UNRANKED AUBURN AT HOME (Yesterday, Auburn got violated 38-17 by LSU in Jordan-Hare) Absolute joke.
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There are only two conferences that: • Have an undefeated team (championship contender at the top) • All teams have a P4 win (no dead weight at the bottom) Many refer to these 2 conferences as the P2.
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“The SEC is 10-2 against P4 competition” They are bragging about beating up on the WORST teams in the P4. That definitely convinces me that they are going to win something meaningful this year. Imagine how bad these stats would be if you removed the FLUKE loss Ohio State had to Texas.
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My how the times have changed. Yall used to tell us this was ELITE BALL when we had to sit through 9-3 LSU/Alabama games.
Indiana Michigan was the worst football game I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching
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Just a word of caution…you’re going to hear a lot of “the SEC is eating each other up” which is true. But it’s not just the SEC. It’s all leagues. Just don’t let them fool you into thinking the SEC is the only one playing tackle while everyone else is playing flag football.
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That says more about the rankings than anything else
Texas has more wins against ranked opponents than EVERY other school in Texas COMBINED.
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Another OVERRATED SEC team falls to a REGRESSING Texas team. After Georgia's EMBARRASING loss at home to a BAD Auburn team, Alabama's L to a ATROCIOUS Tennessee and Tennessee's L to a pathetic South Carolina, it's safe to say the SEC lacks ANY elite teams. @grok How many days since the SEC played for a National Championship?
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With Tennessee and Ol' Miss losing Saturday, the SEC's chances of getting multiple teams in the CFP were significantly damaged. oh. wait. CFP isn't about best football teams its about ESPN and Fox promoting product. Nevermind... Here come the excuses: "But SEC is sooooooo deep that they are cannibalizing themselves!"... of course when the PAC12 did this for a decade it wasn't a positive thing
With BYU and Texas Tech losing Saturday, the Big 12's chances of getting multiple teams in the CFP were significantly damaged. @CFBHeather has the CFP top 12 projection after Week 8 ⬇️ spr.ly/6011BH5G6t
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Miami fans genuinely believe nightlife is a unique geographical feature exclusive to South Florida that gives them an excuse for not attending games. Apparently, people in Los Angeles, New York, and Atlanta just stare at walls until kickoff.
Tell that to the Dolphins fans and Heat fans… It’s Miami, it’s a party town not a sports town… I’m sorry it ain’t shit else to do in Tallahassee
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Everyone across the country has a standard Florida State does not.
Corrigan Announces Change in Leadership for Football RELEASE: bit.ly/4iGoRXd
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*Florida beats Texas* “The SEC is so deep.” *Cincinnati beats Tech* “The Big 12 is so trash.”
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Whelp! It’s official…NC State now takes football (MUCH) more serious than FSU …and the seemingly endless streak of new all-time lows & weekly unprecedented embarrassments for the once proud, elite program that was FSU continues it’s march towards utter irrelevance…becasue no one in charge of OUR program gives shit 🤦🏻‍♂️👍🏻
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Wait wait don’t tell me, let me guess… THIS is the week eSECpn tries desperately to convince the entire CFB watching world that 🐂💩 “this is a completely different sCAR team than the one who lost those other games” 🐂 💩”they might be the most dangerous team in the country” 🐂 💩”Nobody wants to play South Carolina now that they’ve figured it all out” 🐂 💩”Tennessee shouldn’t be punished or dropped in the polls for losing a close game to an unranked sCAR team that we already immediately ranked inside the top15 so we could retroactively count it as a quality loss” 💯🎯✅wuuuut an absolute dog shit conference the eSECpn has become😂😂😂
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There is nobody at the Miami game 😂
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JMU had a great run, shame they may go winless now.🥲
The James Madison fan who said he'd eat the poop if the Dukes lost to App State has deleted his account. WOW
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PITT obviously got the memo, they are using the FSU defensive blueprint to the letter…but Malachi is a fuuucking irl CHEAT CODE sooo it probably won’t matter🤷‍♂️😂
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