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I looked them up and they appear to be at the Pima Animal Care Center (PACC) in Tucson, Arizona. If you adopt both of these dogs together — or any animal from this center — I will pay for a month's worth of pet food and help you find a good pair of pants. 24petconnect.com/PimaAdoptab…
Saw something very cute at the shelter today
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And yes, there *are* some concerning sources of revenue disparity in baseball. That's an owner problem, but they're not proposing the Dodgers fix the problem by sharing more of their revenue to bridge the gap, they're proposing the players fund the owner problem.
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Also, NC, you can track your mail in ballot
Replying to @NC_Governor
You can track the status of your mail-in ballot online: northcarolina.ballottrax.net…
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This is the energy we need out here! See y’all in all these places too.
Kansas City, Tulsa, Lincoln, and of course back home in St. Paul. It is American Aquarium week, I call out, who the hell am I seeing on this run? Especially in Tulsa
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That used to be us watching our team hit pennant clinching nukes off Hunter Gaddis
YANDY DÍAZ NO-DOUBT HOME RUN!
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fucking abhorrent and shameful, @MLB divest now
Polymarket is taking bets on whether the seven Cornell students accused of raping a student will receive a felony sex crime charge. Among the athletes endorsing Polymarket: LeBron James, Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Sue Bird, Reggie Bush and Richard Sherman.
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nothing matters but love. please RT.
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still thinking about the scrambled eggs scene
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Maybe the real moneyball was the friends we made along the way
Moneyball wasn’t really about certain stats or analytics. It was about finding cheap players who were cheap because the league didn’t properly value their skills. In moneyball it was OBP/walks, plus focusing on statistical production rather than how a player is supposed to look There are infinite flavors of moneyball, and they’re constantly changing
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This IS a wild stat but the PA, AB & H being the same literally means the Avg & OBP would be the same
the 2025 nlcs vs. the 2026 nlcs
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If you haven’t listened to this yet you should
brewers radio call
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28 other fanbases hatewatching the Dodgers
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THE @BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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This was a fantastic piece.
If Yankee fans are going to read anything we should read Howard Bryant's Substack piece on why the Yankees as we knew them died and how it is a concerted effort from MLB. howardbryant.substack.com/p/…
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The Brewers are playing small ball, in that they're bashing the hell out of the small ball over the fence to score runs
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I said something similar about G1 tickets being available hours before first pitch and was told “no one cares.” Well yeah, unfortunately that’s the point.
that attendance for an ALCS Game 2 is crazy
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I don’t even wanna be around anymore
Pete Rose Cincinnati Reds Coffee Table ($1,250)
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Pet peeve: it's not an impressive "at-bat," since he walked. It's an impressive plate appearance.
What an at-bat from Jake Bauers! The bullpen is going for the Dodgers and Bauers works a 12-pitch walk
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Best of luck to the Rays and all but not having a sell out 4.5 hours before first pitch is not great!
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DISCLAIMER I get these texts bc I went and saw Yanks @ Rays at Steinbrenner last April and never opted out bc it’s an easy flight from where I live and they often have discount tix available the week of games.
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