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LIP UP FATTY

London, England
Joined April 2009
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IT'S WHAT HE DOES!!!!!!!!
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The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they briefly experienced a world not entirely controlled by the stupidest people to have ever lived.
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This is so good, excited for a future where every interaction is with a smirking robot that seems to think I'm a cunt
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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When he flips camera around ahahahahhaha
Bristol City limbs as they beat Bolton in the 94th minute 😂👏 The Robins were 2-1 down in the 85th minute before completing the turnaround.
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Villa suing Carragher for effectively saying there's a food chain in football, which has always been the case, has to be the saddest, most pathetic thing I've ever seen in this sport and that's saying something.
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settling down with a couple of cans to watch the great man at his finest - unleashing some of the worst banter imaginable on James Corden at the 2010 Glamour Awards
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Vinnie Jones and Sir Patrick Stewart recreating Jones’ infamous football photo on the set of X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
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"Remove the Stone of Shame." "Whoo-hoo!" "Attach the Stone of Triumph. RIP Patrick Stewart
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Despite being solid bone, crocodilian snouts are incredibly sensitive. Therefore, forcefully hitting them in the snout with a shovel is incredibly painful to them, and doing so needlessly like this is considered abuse and is frowned upon by reputable facilities. nationalgeographic.com/science/articl…
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What the fuck have i just watched
STRAIGHT FROM KICK-OFF 😱⏳ It didn't take Barrow long to score this afternoon 😅
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Great read this. Football is reaching breaking point for many.
I’ve supported Arsenal for over 30 years. I’m a season ticket holder and we’re successful. Yet I’ve never felt more disconnected from the club. I’ve written about why, and what I miss about the game I fell in love with. taproomnetwork.com/2026/10/1…
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The Premier League is a bloated cumbersome bore. Like a movie franchise that just keeps going because it keeps getting bank rolled on it goes through another flavourless season, clueless about how to make the product seem exciting and fresh. It's such a chore these days.
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If you watch all 4 movies to 100% completion you unlock the Yoko Ono Nightmare Mode
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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I really truly believe deep in my heart that Hot Fuzz is one of the greatest films ever made
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what the hell is going on in Bristol
Are the Belgians ok? 🥹
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Sounds like a real nigga stuck in an office full of losers to me
One of the employees in the office forgot to mute their ringtone and everyone deadass just burst out of laughter cause this started playing😭😭
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That’s the maddest fella I’ve ever seen hahahaha cross between Cat In The Hat and a highland cow
Now that is one of the best ever.
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Me after any long car journey with my mum in 2004
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Hardest I've laughed at a tweet in a loooong time
Matthew Broderick to the ghost in the corner of his living room at 11 pm PST
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