Chelsea fan, South London lad, loves gaming, dab hand with a paint brush, wannabe astronaut, love a GIF, UTC, KTBFFH #BlueCoOut #ClearlakeOut

Wandsworth, London
Joined September 2012
Generational
😔 A full Premier League debut to forget for Geovany Quenda. 🔹 Fewest touches among Chelsea players: 29. 🔹 Minimal threat in the final third: Just 1 touch in Tottenham’s box (the lowest of any player in the game). 🔹 Attacking actions failed: His only attempted dribble was unsuccessful, and his only attempted cross failed. 🔹 Long passes: 0 successful out of 2 attempts. 🔹 Defensive vulnerability on the ball: He was dribbled past twice, most of any player at Stamford Bridge. What next for Quenda? Maybe a loan in January.
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No learning about it, just don’t fucking lose to spurs. EVER!!
‘We need to learn from this.' Moi's post-match reaction. ⤵️

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We've seen this before. It's so obvious. Carrick will be sacked just in time to play us. A rejuvenated United play us, win 1-0. Zzzz
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@Sharpy09 retweeted
A wonderful reception for him and rightly so 💙
Cesar Azpilicueta back at Stamford Bridge for the first time since leaving Chelsea. What a man 💙
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You need to be emotionally mature about yesterday apparently. Who the fuck is emotionally mature about Chelsea Tottenham ffs.
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dunno if there's ever been a time in Premier League history where so many clubs are being destroyed at the same time by people who have no business being involved with them
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Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:
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Oi that’s a piss take
Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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Whenever I’m reminded of last nights match…
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Still pissed off and I’ve had an extra hour to stew on it. Useless cunts.
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@Sharpy09 retweeted
You can take a defeat,if it's not deserved You can take a defeat,if it's a lucky goal You can take a defeat,if it's because of the ref But you can never take a defeat If you're outplayed If you're out thought If you're outclassed But you can never take a defeat to Spurs – at Dinas Powys, Wales
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EVERYONE that hyped PENDERS can fuck right off
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Silly cunt that’s on you. Shit tactics, shit subs. Quenda is a fucking SD buy alongside that uselesss cunt Penders. It coming up to 10 game judgement and I’m as convinced as ever we will finish 8th.
🚨 Xabi Alonso: “We are disappointed with the result. Collectively and individually, we were not at our best level.” “We spoke at half-time that we had to be patient and be mature. We can do better.” [@SkySportsPL] #CFC #CHETOT
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The team selection, game plan and non execution was right out of the Liam Roseinor playbook. I had hoped those days had gone for good.
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Alonso fucked up big time there. Unforgivable losing to them at home. Should have started Welbeck and Estevao. Palestra is shit. As for Penders, that’s another Sporting director shit cunt. Useless.
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Worst we have played all season.
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Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet
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Mount being a cunt still then
If this is true Carrick needs to grow a pair and play the kids. Player power can never allowed to win.
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Fuck Malo Gusto
An update on Emi Martinez and three more Blues ahead of #CHETOT. 💪

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