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maria

@Shift__11

grok wants full penis scans on @mtndewvoltage_ so i'm using this account

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Joined August 2017
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thread of fuckass cgi pokemon card art 🧵
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Gale Na@poisonjr3h
[woke bully] Guess who got to third space with your sibling last night
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Pikachu Real
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The white emoji
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@VivekGRamaswamy11h
It’s a simple choice: vote for the person who’s actually going to make your life better. Lower property taxes & electric bills, safer streets, better schools. The people of Ohio are wise & I trust them to get it right. 💪🏼
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How they know im autistic bro
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one of the most important things ever said
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this is lowkey majestic
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One man is hoping for at least a nod of recognition towards his gaming-themed pumpkin.
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7海@kmnm_140316h
tpg
no context memes (@nocontextmemes) profile pictureno context memes
@nocontextmemes28 Dec 2024
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@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.
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Kiokioko@kiolizzz15h
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long day #danganronpa #mukuroikusaba
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jake@wormpullerOct 28
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received 3 chuds in the mail today
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got home and cracked open a monster and started gaming
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somebody told me that you had a moidfriend who looked like a foidfriend
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it is crazy how you're expected to treat right wingers as if they're human
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@KPRC2Oct 27
Nation’s first detransition clinic opens at Texas Children’s Hospital
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as fun as it's been to call you fucks dumbasses I'm bored now. muting this, suck my dick.
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Todd in Breaking Bad vs Todd in El Camino
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@conan_esqOct 27
Every man needs a jacket they devote the rest of their life to
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ぴよう@ikkashi_sab18h
ドライブ！！
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