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I used to be a piece of shit

Hell
Joined September 2019
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Me to me when the LSD is stronger than I expected
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VICTORY FOR MSU
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It's been 8 years, and this is still the funniest video on the internet. 😂 "SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG!" and "AM I WRRRRONNNG?" are two of the most quoted lines between me and my older kids. The head bob with the hair movement at "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!" will never, ever not be hilarious. And it's one of the best quick examples of the nature of male friendship to boot.
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I love you Jordan Scott
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Sir, a second “now watch this drive” has hit the timeline.
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Good morning. Here’s Jesse Welles & Daniel Donato with an absolutely fucking gorgeous cover of Bob Dylan’s “Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right”. Highly suggest.🔥
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Joel Embiid is a giant fucking baby
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How it feels to wake up in America today
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An absolute ASS kicking in the state
It's a 63-47 Michigan House majority for Democrats An 11-seat gain -- biggest for the party since the LBJ landslide of 1964 produced a 21-seat gain Ten House Republican incumbents defeated -- the most House incumbents to fall in one night in 60 years
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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google maps now says gulf of transgender
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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My wife just asked what I’m watching and I said Ohio & Akron. She said is that a battleground state for the senate? “Nah babe, Maction”
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Talarico and Hinojosa were laser-focused on anti-oligarch, anti-corruption populism, and they won America’s biggest red state after Corporate Dems had lost the state to Republicans for generations. Nobody should ever again listen to Corporate Dems’ “electability” arguments.
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This has been the most rewarding, exhilarating, and exhausting 19 months of my life and I wouldn’t have it any other way. None of this is possible without all of you — the people. The people who knocked doors, canvassed, made phone calls, sent texts, volunteered, donated, shared a social media post, spread the word, and voted. This is OUR seat. I’m going to make you proud. Thank you, Michigan!
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