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Joined July 2020
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what do you mean you’re the whore mirror from black swan
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This is why this is one of the all time great memes
rear window is kind of about a guy that gets so bored he's like fuck my perfect life and fuck my girlfriend
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when great gatsby became public domain everyone was like “ok who’s gonna write the explicitly gay retelling” foolishly no one considered “police procedural and nick is a woman”
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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This is still one of the greatest twitter posts of all time sometimes I'll just think about it and get a giggle fit
jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin
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That quote with this picture is about as good as it gets lol
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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God. i’ve been lucky enough to witness so many great moments in theaters but nothing beats this one. from the moment he enters, with that bass rattling the theater walls, to this brilliant monologue, the “blah blahs,” the chaos erupting and tension exploding. wow. God tier.
You just had to be there
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If you're a liberal and you look like this it's your DUTY to keep doing this exact bit
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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This guy just made himself a Mr. Beast self insert in a game he will die in horrific ways some next level hater shit
Jacksepticeye has been added to ‘HITMAN’ as an elusive target.
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when you were hoping for an analysis type video essay but it’s a summary type video essay
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Democrats propose actual capitalism
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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a week of h3 fans shitting and crying because they lost their horrific harassment podcast and if you ask them what they liked about this dogshit show they just say “it was white noise for when i was doing laundry”. what a legacy
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Everyone in America refuses to believe its no longer the 1980s. Drug dealers play RDR2 for 8 hours a day while texting clients "roll thru bro".
I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If you’re having trouble dating it’s because you’re not fun. That’s pretty much it
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Charlie Charlie Kirky
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ok hollywood...i can play ball
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Only thing I have to say about the "CANCEL FREDDY KRUEGER!" debate is that people have ALWAYS done this with horror movies. And with Freddy Krueger specifically. The key difference is that it used to be conservatives and now it seems to often be liberals. The times are changing!
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The Entity:
He's done playing nice. PTB tomorrow, 11AM ET.
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jigsaw being below fucking annabelle and the jeepers creeper makes me see red actually i hate you IGN
Everyone from Dracula to Hannibal battles it out for horror supremacy in our list of the top 31 horror movie villains of all time! bit.ly/4i9LdBj
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i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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You film niggas constantly talking shit on Doomsday are literally gonna do the “friend/sibling forced me to watch it with them gimmick” on opening night
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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