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"I voted 3rd party" is just "thoughts and prayers" for politics. Exactly identical, you did nothing, it accomplished nothing, helped no one, and you're SUPER PROUD of yourself for doing it, and you won't stop bragging about it.
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Polymarket is a RW propaganda machine, partially owned by Don Jr. and Peter Thiel. Don't trust these numbers, GO VOTE!!!
Democrats lead in 8 of the 10 key Senate races, according to current Polymarket odds.
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Vote Blue! Apparently Republicans have been allowing teachers to do transgender surgeries during their conference period. We need to stop this!
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Elon Musk put $500 million into elections this year, which is 0.05% of his total wealth. That’s the equivalent of someone making $100k donating $50. Imagine being able to sway entire elections with $50. If you don’t see the problem, you’re part of it.
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The average Republican voter today is willing to accept things getting bad for themselves as long as they believe it will get even worse for groups they dislike.
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"I read scientific, history and philosophy docs" Meanwhile he listens to Joe Rogan and Adam Corola🤣🤣🤣
Replying to @___TheGOOdWitch
Yeah, engineering/science/nukes/millwright... Read way more than any moron on here. About 50k hours in 22 years. All you have to do is pick up a book and reason. Women read centaur fucking romantic novels. I read scientific, history and philosophy docs
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Hey @TomiLahren , or as you're known around here "less successful Riley Gaines", maybe instead of crying about jokes, you should get back to telling everyone about how pro-woman the @gop is and how they definitely don't want to take away your rights. That's more fun.
Lahren: He took a hit at The Cheesecake Factory. It backfired. Now, he’s trying to claim it was just a joke. It wasn’t funny. This is the difference between out of touch Obama and President Trump. We know Trump is a billionaire but he’ll still go to a McDonald’s drive thru, he’ll go sit in a garbage truck. He can just connect with working class folks.
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I have to admit, for just a second I mistook one of Elon's Trump Defense Bots for a real person. They got me. Well done.
Replying to @Simple_Shaman
When you don’t present any evidence you come across as someone who doesn’t understand anything.
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I believe @elonmusk already did. Remember, he said he "had a plan".
Why are Red State Voting Machines jumping from a Democrat selection to the Republican one numerous times? Is anyone doing anything about it?
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well, let's be fair here, @SpeakerJohnson knows that the electronic machines are rigged to switch your vote to the @gop candidate, so he's feeling pretty confident
Mike Johnson: "Listen, this is what's going to happen: all the polls are wrong, all the pundits are wrong, the historic trend is wrong" They're already setting up their base to reject the results. Again. Show up and make the results undeniable.
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this is the "plan" @elonmusk was talking about yeah?
I believe that Texas voting machines are rigged. I went with 2 others and all 3 of us had this problem, on separate machines. When we press the button for James Talarico, Ken Paxton lit up. We had to change our votes back several times before a vote for him would stick In Austin
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When you don't understand anything, everything seems like a conspiracy to you
I didn’t see Democrats screaming for Joe Biden to release the Epstein files. Were you perfectly OK with him protecting pedophiles then we’re all four years of his presidency?
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I never expected "amen farming" to be a career, but here we are
The Bible is 100% true, Jesus Christ is real and Heaven is real.
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Do NOT trust the polls. A blue wave won't happen unless you personally make it happen. Vote and encourage everyone you know to vote.
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If only these people cared more about the love parts of that book they like more than they do about the hate parts
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Known coward @tedcruz calling other people "theocratic zealots" might be the funniest thing I'll see today
Ted Cruz: "Abdul El-Sayed is a theocratic zealot and an ideologue. And Michigan is nowhere to be found for why he's running...The evidence overwhelmingly demonstrates that Abdul El-Sayed is a strong and lifelong supporter of the Muslim Brotherhood."
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Why don't you trust god's plan Frank?
“I’ll pray about it” shouldn’t be the last thing you do. 1 Timothy 2:1–2 says to pray “for kings and all those in authority.” No conditions. Free 21-day prayer guide for our nation (Oct 14 – Nov 3)👉 strongermannation.com/consec…
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Is that what you're doing now @SpeakerJohnson ? Closing the office early to avoid doing your job is "doing your job as speaker"????
RAJU: So if Trump says 'Don't seat Democrats,' you'll resist him? MIKE JOHNSON: I'll do my job as Speaker. The president has vowed of course that he wants to follow the law as well.
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