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Read something other than your own book.

Probably hard at it
Joined March 2009
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Wife just gone out for the evening. Stand by your DM's girls - I'm back 🕺
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Love this. Please tweet more 👍
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Just checked - Sky Christmas is back on Monday 🕺
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Welcome to Twitter. Where the vilest of people opine.
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Surprisingly, she has a book out. She offers her opinion on matters that mainstream BBC political staff, rarely do. I think there'll be fallout from it. I may even buy it. I like her. You don't 🤷‍♂️ Laura Kuenssberg: ‘I’m not friends with politicians’ thetimes.com/article/c5784b1…
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Not sure if this is an unpopular opinion, but I prefer frozen blueberries to fresh 🤷‍♂️
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I can't even get my daughter's underwear out of the washing machine.
Bonnie Blue says she phoned her dad after a scene with Keiran Lee, his cum still on her face - then at family dinner her dad came up with the caption “I’d only been in the industry I think a few weeks and someone leaked like a video to them.” “And at that point when you’ve seen your daughter from that many angles there’s no denying it was me. I was like, ‘Mum, that was me in that video.’” “My dad is so proud. Obviously he doesn’t watch any of the videos, but any news articles ... gets them all printed out.” “I did a scene with Keiran recently. And Keiran is originally from Derby and so’s my dad.” “So I phoned my dad after the scene, I’ve still got Keiran’s cum on my face. That’s fine.” “I’m like, ‘Dad, I’m just with Keiran. He lives in Derby and he supports Derby.’” Later that day, at family dinner: “I said, ‘I want to do something about football.’ And my dad said, ‘I’ll caption it: You’ve just been rammed.’” Derby County are nicknamed the Rams.
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Yes, Ian wasn't a fan of kids, but he loved the outdoors.
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I'm interested in doing the wild thing with her from 4 doors up. Guess what 🤷‍♂️😞🤫
🚨Gary Neville 100% is interested in owning #mufc with David Beckham 👀🔥
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It isn't strippers 😕😕😕 Fucking Spider-Man 🙄🙄🙄
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They've just announced a special guest is making an appearance 🤗🤗 I hope it's strippers 😍😍🥰😍😍
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Knew it'd be a bloody woman.
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Bit of a mix up on the NHS IT communication front. I hope Geoffrey has more success down the erectile dysfunction clinic than I've previously enjoyed 😕
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These chubby birds don't appear to be as desperate as I'd initially envisaged 🙈 FML.
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Miserable bitch.
Sex is a sin, masturbation is a sin, so what do we do when we're horny?
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As it's a Halloween party, they've killed all the lights. I'm on my jack in a far away corner. Danger wank time 🙋🏻‍♂️🤫
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Bound to be some desperate single mums here. Might go and circulate and hit on some chubby ones.
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Loads of kids excitedly running past me. May have accidentally caught three with my foot 🤗
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