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Simran🫣

@Simran55i
Joined June 2026
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This is why my mom always told me that no matter how much you love a man, the moment you decide to have a child, you better be prepared to have that child for yourself and ONLY yourself. Because men can literally get up and walk away whenever they want.
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Jesy Nelson and fiance split after their twins' shock diagnosis
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my female friend just asked me to stay single until she figures out whether things work out with her boyfriend
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my landlord installed a camera outside my apartment and is now charging me monthly because apparently i'm the one being protected
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i wish life was as easy as my ex
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knocked his ass out with the last one 😭
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@NoahNeku2h
Female Octopuses Throw Stones at Males Who Won't Leave Them Alone
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Jesy Nelson and fiance split after their twins' shock diagnosis
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Andy turned his spins into an incredible $3,700 payout on Rainbet 🤯
🤝 Paid partnership
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my female friend of 5 years just randomly sent me this at 2am and now i can't sleep
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24-year-old Australian woman set friend on fire for making misogynistic remark:
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men are so annoying like why would he do that 😭
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@mak_auraNov 5
Getting triggered by a helicopter flying by has got to be the most dramatic sh*t I've ever seen 😭
👽 (@awwheyuu) profile picture👽@awwheyuuNov 5
Ariana trying to comfort Cynthia while a helicopter flies overhead is just too funny
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@hey__sageNov 4
Sometimes they don’t understand what you’re saying…so you have to communicate with them in a language they understand.
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@HeyynyraNov 4
If there’s nothing better than this, then why aren’t men staying at home with the kids? If it’s truly the greatest privilege, why do so many men treat being the primary parent like a punishment? Maybe the ‘privilege’ is having someone else do it.
Hadi (@lolnvmtho) profile pictureHadi@lolnvmthoNov 4
Be honest… is there something better than this, or are we just romanticizing motherhood? 👀
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@mak_auraNov 4
Imagine being hunted by an apex predator and that's your max speed 😭
👽 (@awwheyuu) profile picture👽@awwheyuuNov 4
When survival depends on speed and this is all you’ve got 😭
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