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The world's foremost theatricalist, Sir Nigel Longstock has appeared for decades.

Joined June 2012
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Bro what.
Having fled Brazil on the advice of his lawyers, soon to be ex-president Jair Bolsonaro is seeing in the new year at the Orlando home of former UFC fighter José Aldo. One of Aldo's bedrooms is "minion" themed.
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At a bar in Iowa City and this just happened
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For me, it's still the double flying knee. youtube.com/watch?v=lEXEeS9P…
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Whoa. Huge news locally.
Breaking: The Montana Public Service Commission has voted 3-2 to end Republic Services’ decades-long monopoly on garbage hauling services in Missoula County. A competitor, L&L Site Services, will now be allowed to enter the market. Story tk
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Definitely not for children @SirNigelL
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Breadgame! cc: @SirNigelL
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On this week's CME live chat we hear a story about @chaddundas finding a cell phone under a pile of leaves in his yard and when he fires it up he sees a message saying, "Just bring me back the phone and everything will be all right." patreon.com/posts/cme-patreo…
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This week's episode of MasterTweet Theatre (beginning at the 52:15 mark) is "brought to you by FauxTee, the realistic false goatee for men." comainevent.com/episode-369-…
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On this week's CME, @benfowlkesMMA & I discuss the MMA's world's appetite to see Conor McGregor return to the cage & wonder if our perception of him has forever changed. Plus, sup with your mouthpiece, Matt Mitrione? comainevent.com/episode-369-…
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That’s why you show up in person to @SirNigelL’s wedding, right there.
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New favourite shirt @chaddundas @benfowlkesMMA @SirNigelL didn't quite make it for Christmas but then it had a long way to go.
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Right Shirt: Hospital Left Shirt: Cemetery (not for kids) @benfowlkesMMA @chaddundas @SirNigelL @cottonbureau
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Even though it means the end of one of my favorite recurring CME comedy bits, @cottonbureau will now have DUNDASSO and Cowboy Astronaut Cigarette shirts for sale on demand, all the time, whenever you want them. So that's pretty cool. cottonbureau.com/people/co-m…
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⁦@SirNigelL⁩ ⁦@chaddundas⁩ ⁦@benfowlkesMMA⁩ you missed the best, if not a little too on-the-nose back & forth inside the Scotty Cokes wolf tweet
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I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is ONLY ONE DAY LEFT to buy these Cowboy Astronaut Cigarettes T-shirts. cottonbureau.com/products/co…
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Check it out: “Cowboy Astronaut Cigarettes” by @chaddundas on @cottonbureau — cottonbureau.com/products/co…. Only 19 days left!
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Replying to @SirNigelL
My XS child size shirt is ordered, can't wait for it to make me look all ripped and muscular 😎
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Replying to @SirNigelL
Great to see a tobacco company taking responsibility and making sure kids understand they definately won't enjoy the premium flavour of their product even in space! I'm must get one for my 9 yr old nephew so his classmates get the message too.
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This is why you get a theatricalist. The ROI is better than Google stock.
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