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a washing machine cycle is a great way to remind yourself of how loose your concept of 30 min is
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thinking about the chinese no bitches dance
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Millennials are taking over public office because we went clubbing dressed as public servants.
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i love how my work made all the employee's little turkeys for thanksgiving but made me a corn since i'm vegan lmao
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This morning I'm scrolling the tiktok profile of someone who believes they are the reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln
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Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
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the new butterfly effect everyone will be talking about for generations to come is zohran mamdani winning the mayoral election leading to the new york knicks winning the nba championship leading to a total and complete destruction of MAGA in midterms

































