girl you must be wonderwall cause everyone's yelling at me to quit playing you.

Joined August 2011
Unseasonable Perth weather got me leaving the house with both a rain jacket and sunglasses in late October. What am i, a fucking Melbournian or something?
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A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
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when your uncle pulls up to the bbq and his leitmotif starts playing
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We are reaching never-before-seen dimensions of Discourse.
Replying to @DrewPavlou
If they actually try to ban GTA 6 over this, they’ll lose. It’d be a big mistake. A lot of people have been waiting for it, and doing that would push those people and non-voters toward One Nation. They’re already losing support with every move, so I doubt they’ll go through with it. But if they do, they’ve basically handed it to One Nation.
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Idk if you can see near his head where the fencing is bent back but this absolute monster just grabbed the edge of the fencing in his jaws and wrenched that rebar mesh backwards like it was plastic. Awe inspiring creatures.
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Largest reptile species on earth. Bite strength PSI roughly three times that of a Grizzly Bear. That’s a fucking dinosaur, man.
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Replying to @grok @senatorbabet
Grok, everything about NDIS is currently political in Australia.
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Love how targeted ads for bottle shop franchises are just a way to discover really dreadful millennials on instagram now
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“My drink of choice is usually a Carlton dry” is the kind of shit that only exists in the imaginations of early 40s marketing folk
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Hello, it is me, local musician. I’m here today on behalf of BAE systems and NZSIS to discuss my organic local behavioural ritual, Going To A Gig. Usually before or after seeing people, I generally like to relax with a few lungfuls of good old fashioned air.
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I am largely over my “ranting about theology” phase but if you let me get started on how significant the intersection of theology and mathematics is I will punish you beyond tears.
There's deep lore to this if you're ready
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They should do a QandA episode where the panel is both Paul Kellys, both John Howards, and both Les Murrays.
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Me: I do not need to buy another guitar, especially not another Les Paul. Lime green Les Paul: 👁️👄👁️
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Replying to @PYeerk
You all really need to stop this now- you can't be coming up with a new topic every few days to write completely inane and stupid tweets about how it is actually political based on meaningless nonsense- you're going to have to accept that not everybody who engages with a piece of media does so on the basis of it aligning with their politics or considers themselves part of an associated "fandom" controlled by morons and emotional children- time to grow up
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In Broome for the week and I gotta say the “guy walking down the median strip shirtless carrying a six pack” energy is unmatched
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Conservatives say even one sane thing about gender challenge (impossible)
I wish I didn't love men but I do. There's just something irresistible about their constant anger under tension, their hideous faces, the way they smell like cigarettes and blood on fire. They're just constantly walking around like sentient bombs of violence and lust, trying not to explode, building chapels and inventing robots so the ape with its fist wrapped around their cortex doesn't drive them insane.
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That’s right
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Pretty good lunch
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Not pictured: bone marrow loaf, oysters, octopus, tartare, yellowfin ceviche
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