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Alt acc for @_winesnap | Slightly more unfiltered and evil | Rick Sanchez & Vox from Voxtek should kiss | Fic writer & book reviewer | Writing goal: 3,719/50K

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Joined July 2026
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In my head, Elliot is teaching me how to play piano. The Raffle hasn’t happened yet. The world is calm, the music sways, and there’s an old Bible on the coffee table. He hums verses to himself and drinks his whiskey. I’m not good at the piano. He doesn’t care, and I play anyway.
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Wild comparing #blitzfizz to a married couple <3
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are they really expecting me to gaf about stolitz being endgame when blitzfizz right there
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I need Blitz and Fizz kissing NOW it’s URGENT #Blitzfizz
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Replying to @SnappedWine
ILL JOIN YOU
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And if I said Fizzarolli should be a trans allegory and should either be revealed as nonbinary or trans mtf/ftm (either works for me tbh)? #HelluvaBoss
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guess that's what makes it feel like old times, huh? #blitzfizz #helluvaboss
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Re-upload because I forgot fizzy's eyebrow #BlitzFizz
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if they dont make blitzfizz canon i will fucking sob please just have them kiss at least once stolitz can still be endgame but if we have stolasago we can have blitzfizz
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Hey so genuinely how am I supposed to give a flying fuck about stolitz after this
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more chemistry and buzziness in One minute than stolitz in 3 seasons ohhhh Blitzfizz thank you thank god you’re here
Hey so genuinely how am I supposed to give a flying fuck about stolitz after this
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Theyre in love, idc #Blitzfizz
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Idk how stolitz is gonna happen after this ? Like oh stolas will just realize he was wrong and come back and blitz it’s supposed to just sit around and wait to be second best ?? Nooo him moving on would be most logical
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What if I renounce Stolitz and become a Blitzfizz shipper WHAT THEN
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THEN GIVE IT BACK TO BLITZO YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
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a lot of people followed me after helluva boss discourse so i think it’s important everyone knows i mostly tweet about wanting the deer and the television to beat each other
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Sera x Velvette anyone?
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I miss ao3 already πŸ’” lemme write my #radiostatic angst please πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
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β€œMade on X” It wasn’t, actually. I made this on Instagram.
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Welcome to Twilight Town Mall. We look forward to seeing you. falloutboy.com/
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The fact I got this comment less than an hour before Ao3 went down 😭😭😭 There is no update, dear reader πŸ₯€
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