EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
📣 1 week to go until fabulously funny & inclusive stand-up comedy! Nov 5th at The Griffin 🎭
Starring @LubnaKerr, Ruth Hunter, Jack Brookmyre, Matthew Hayhow & Kat Powell 🎉
100% of Booking fees go to charity, so book NOW 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div…
@WhatsOnGlasgow
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
Thank you all so much for making last night another spectacular show 🎉
We enjoyed jokes about rocks, cheese, sticks, titanic and telepathic pasta 🍝
We’re back on Nov 5th! Follow our linktree to keep up to date with future shows 🔗 linktr.ee/thediversityquota
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EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
TONIGHT!!! (Oct 1st) 🎉
Join us at 8:30pm in the Griffin for inclusive accessible stand-up comedy
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Get a ticket and your booking fee automatically goes to charity 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div…
@WhatsOnGlasgow @SockfaceSimpson
📢 Join us on Thursday Oct 1 for an incredible evening of inclusive accessible stand-up comedy 🎭
8:30pm in The Griffin, Glasgow 🍺
When buying a ticket, 100% of booking fees will also go to charity 🎉
Tickets 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div…
@WhatsOnGlasgow @SockfaceSimpson
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
📢 Join us on Thursday Oct 1 for an incredible evening of inclusive accessible stand-up comedy 🎭
8:30pm in The Griffin, Glasgow 🍺
When buying a ticket, 100% of booking fees will also go to charity 🎉
Tickets 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div…
@WhatsOnGlasgow @SockfaceSimpson
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
🎃 Don’t forget to book your tickets for an evening of spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, poetry and medical mayhem THIS Saturday, 19th September, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇
Tickets 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det…
@WhatOnEdinburgh @B_Labyrinth @EdHorrorFest
🎃 Join us for spooky drag, burlesque, poetry, comedy and medical mayhem on Sep 19 🩸
🗓️ Saturday, September 19
⏰ 19:00
📍 @B_Labyrinth
Get tickets ⬇️
🎟️ edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det…
@WhatOnEdinburgh @EdHorrorFest
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
🎃 Join us for spooky drag, burlesque, poetry, comedy and medical mayhem on Sep 19 🩸
🗓️ Saturday, September 19
⏰ 19:00
📍 @B_Labyrinth
Get tickets ⬇️
🎟️ edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det…
@WhatOnEdinburgh @EdHorrorFest
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
📢Join us for inclusive accessible Stand-Up Comedy on September 3rd 🎭
🗓️ Thursday, Sep 3
⏰ 8:30pm
📍The Griffin, Glasgow
🎟️ eventbrite.co.uk/e/197510152…
Jokes, games, prizes & more 🎉
Starring @SockfaceSimpson, Kat Powell, Rachel Jackson, Si Walker & Bhavya Kumar
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EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
It's just gone midnight which means it's Election Day, after a spectacular solar eclipse. That's all from Count Binface HQ tonight but I'll be back in the morning. Until then here are some very special pages from Ceefax, broadcast for the very first time from space. Goodnight. x
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
Had Labour entered government and led with curbing foreign donations, media regulation, firm action on foreign interference, social media regulation and introduced disinformation legislation, then they would likely not have faced such a bloodbath.
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
Zack Polanski, "It's not enough to just be hopeful... It's about having hope and a plan"
"I also disagree that left wing policies are popular"
"Didn't you - Jeremy Corbyn - get 3,000,000 more votes than Keir Starmer got?"
Jeremy Corbyn, "The highest vote this century for Labour, it was 2017"
Zack Polanski, "That's 3,000,000 more people who wanted to move wealth away from private capital, to nationalise our water services, nationalise our public services, and that's very popular in this country"
"Broadband is a good example of how the media jumped on saying it's not possible, not pragmatic. And that's their number one weapon, to always make people think that better isn't possible, and that change isn't possible"
"And we know why. The multimillionaires and billionaires who pump money into wars, or oil and gas, or into arms companies, or into gambling companies"
"Once they've bought up the assets, they buy the media, then they buy our democracy"
"I guess we're here tonight to say that they're taken our power, they've taken our democracy, they're taken our media"
"But collectively, we are going to take it back"
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
📣 From Award-winning Asexual comedian Eliott Simpson, cums a new show about love... 🍰
"An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus", performing on 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin for the @GlasgowComedy festival 🎭
TICKETS 🔗 glasgowcomedyfestival.com/pe…
@asexuality #asexual #asexuality
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
The creator & producer of Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret, @SockfaceSimpson is performing their new Asexual comedy show at the @GlasgowComedy festival on Saturday 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin
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Be sure to grab your tickets before they're gone 🔗
glasgowcomedyfestival.com/pe…
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
The creator & host of The Diversity Quota, @SockfaceSimpson is performing their new Asexual comedy show at the @GlasgowComedy Festival on Saturday 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin in Glasgow💜💜💜💜💜💜
Be sure to grab your tickets before they're gone 🔗
glasgowcomedyfestival.com/pe…
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
Under the leadership of Zack Polanski, the Greens have surged to lead the polls for all British voters under age of 65
The establishment will try every trick in the book to put this back in a box
Real democracy, with real choice, is their biggest fear
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
📢Inclusive Stand-Up Comedy Show at The Griffin, Glasgow, March 5th, 8:30pm✨
Wheelchair accessible♿️and open to all, join us for an unforgettable night of comedy🎭
Jokes! Games! Prizes! Guffaws Galore!
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TIX🔗
eventbrite.co.uk/e/196691117…
@WhatsOnGlasgow @kathleenwho_
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
🚨Only a few days to go until our next comedy show! So it's time to meet your acts via our new DQ trading cards
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Catch them all on Thursday 5th February, 8:30pm at The Griffin in Glasgow!
Get your tickets 🎟️ eventbrite.co.uk/e/196691036…
@WhatsOnGlasgow
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
📣 Only 1 week to go until you can catch inclusive, accessible stand-up comedy, Feb 5th, 8:30pm at The Griffin in Glasgow 🎭
Jokes, games, prizes & guffaws galore await 🎉
TICKETS 🔗 eventbrite.co.uk/e/196691036…
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
@WhatsOnGlasgow @GlasgowComedy @SockfaceSimpson
EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 retweeted
📢 Inclusive Stand-Up Comedy Show at The Griffin, Glasgow, Feb 5th (8:30pm) ✨
Wheelchair accessible ♿️ and open to all, join us an unforgettable night of comedy 🎭
Jokes! Games! Prizes! Guffaws Galore!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
GET TICKETS ➡️ eventbrite.co.uk/e/196691036…
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