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@SolipsisticMule

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Don't meet your idols—better, don't meet anyone. Turn yourself inside out.
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Not goodnight because I might come back but I'm disappearing for a while.
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It's cute when the panties are loose in the back
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Drunk at the supermarket weighing bananas
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The fake gag bit never made me sick. Worse yet, the vomit receded to who knows where.
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The schizophrenics are so enthusiastic about 33, I've half a mind to be charitable.
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If he did have a micropenis I'm not sure why I'm supposed to care. You've got four nipples, a lazy eye, and a Pulitzer prize.
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Give everyone guns, no restrictions. We're all shooting each other anyhow. See it through.
BNO News (@BNONews) profile pictureBNO News
@BNONewsOct 25
BREAKING: 11 people shot after fight near Florida A&M University football stadium in Tallahassee, police say
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Will it go on a hanger, will it go on the couch, will it go on a hook on the wall? Who cares? You'll wear it soon enough.
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Sex is like coming home and locking the door as your coat slides down your arms.
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Officer Frenly (High IQ)
@FrenlyOfficerOct 25
Reports are surfacing that Ethan’s affair initially started with Tamara sexually harassing him, at one point removing her shirt in the studio, fondling her own breasts and telling Ethan “I bet your little Arsit fishhead wife doesn’t have these Khazars.”
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“I do bite my thumb at you. Might I bite your thumb?”
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It's not even fun being racist. Who wants to be right all the time?
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🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes
@StuffForSistersOct 25
An Irish Goodbye? That goes without saying.
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@Impish_BunnyOct 25
Image from ylareia 🫪 (@Impish_Bunny)
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@shaggysurvivesOct 25
The Claude what's the stupidest thing I ever told you trend doesn't work for me because I don't say stupid things to my Claude
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It's all over once they find meaning in the simple joys of manual labor.
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You can't race mix if you don't fuck so I think you're good, brother
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12 million people living across 27,560 square kilometers? Rookie numbers. Just look at Macau. You could easily fit 556 million more.
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@InsiderWireOct 25
#BREAKING: Haiti says it's “overwhelmed” by illegals deported from the United States.
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John Galt
@BristolGaltOct 24
British gov: “Right, we’ve come up with a 27 point plan to stop antisemitism. Jews, please don’t do anything weird or anti-British, just while we try to….” Javier Milei and Bibi Netanyahu:
Javier Milei (@JMilei) profile pictureJavier Milei
@JMileiOct 24
MAGA!
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I just wanna lay on the beach. Salt, seagulls, and all
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