20, he/him | vocal synths are my lifeline | ut/dr, ddlc, fortnite, rhythm games, tech, incredibly multifandom | discord: somerandomdylan

Gold Country, California
Joined August 2017
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they're straight up playing deltarune gingerbread house in the mall rn 🥀
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i might be the only person who doesn't use twitter bookmarks for porn but rather just funny things and art i like
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the concept of needing claude to tell you to install firmware updates, enable xmp and use displayport
Let Claude go to town on my gaming PC, and it fixed: - 100MB/s SSDs are now ~3,500 MB/s - SSD firmware upgrade, no longer stalls ~4s - XMP on, RAM went from 2133 MHz (default) to 3200 MHz - Wrong HDMI cable, switching to DisplayPort, resolution from 3440×1440 -> 5120×2160
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Scientists reveal the Hope
She's got the whole galaxy in her eye
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Me to the caterpillar in my garage
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had sex with a robot and it got pregnant our child is
🤖 Made with AI
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can you guys do Anything with your game i wasted my 60 dollars
Yoomian Island is the place to be, for anyone dressed spookily. Decorate your island with scary décor, and check out all the fun that’s in store! #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream
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You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
🤝 Paid partnership
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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worker said "7b" while reading documents to my grandparents and my brain activated like a sleeper agent
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Somebody needs to edit her running with this song
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New in our DELTARUNE collection: A Jackenstein plush, a set of Flowery wall scrolls, and the (partially) microwaveable Pacifying Nurse Ralsei fangamer.com/collections/del…
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“What’s your biggest impact on internet?” used elevenlabs in 2024 as I wanted to mess around and found out that it can censor words so I tried with This video and ended up making a running gag to literally everyone
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Overworld (Super Mario World) - Super Mario Maker 2
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don't ever buy no transition from the ai station man
if they ai slop codded a way to change your appearance irl would you use it
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i found this roblox game called "Playstation Experience" that genuinely has the entirety of undertale in it
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