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Real life CPA. Write and tweet about video games. Red pilled on the Nopon question.

Joined May 2015
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Today, its time to delve into the Kiwi’s struggle against the Japanese menace. Can the Normal Weight individuals at the farms save us!?!? 始めましょう!
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My Halloween has been posting on here and 4Chan while I take a break from RE2 Remake. This guy can suck a dick though
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Signalis is probably the better of the two. Dont know about the original but I’m open to discussion
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Let me guess, you’re one of those guys that got into horse racing after you lost everything betting on Crypto. The % of horses that win a G1 EVER is less than 1%. Forever Young won 5
Replying to @xtheYukx
FY sucks and always has. Fraud comp. Absolutely romped when mattered the most.
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I keep seeing these dumb comments like NO NO SALES ARENT BAD THE BIG HITTERS ARENT OUT Yet we can compare similar titles and see they are just selling worse. Marion Tennis sold 1 million where Fever didn’t. Same for MK. Shit ain’t selling cause youre playing Twitter
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Those Pokopia numbers are outdated, it has sold over 5 MILLION since it released. Switch 2 is still building a consumer base. And the BIG heavy hitters haven't released yet. Ocarina of Time is in less than a week, 3D Mario is still to come and Pokemon Winds/Waves is next year.
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UmaMusume can sometimes warp your perspective of horse racing because in the game, u end up winning all your races. Any G1 victory is huge. 6 is insane. Forever Young is also getting towards the end of his career;may be that he doesn’t have it like he used to. Same w/ Opera O
Gringos really are mocking Forever Young, a horse that has raced in 4 different country’s and won 6 G1!!! A horse that has been into a lot of travels, different track and horses is being mocked for no winning his second Breeders Cup LMAO
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What’s insane about the Nintendo community is how little they know about the company they glaze. Besides the fact the best seller list INCLUDES Switch 2 edition games, Nintendo’s own financials say the same thing. youtu.be/6C53l64-MVI?is=SWmq…
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Guys shouldn’t cosplay Umas. Just stick with the trainers.
I was tasked with finding fans here at @BreedersCup, but I didn't know I’d stumble upon a community of gamers. Umamusume: Pretty Derby teaches players about the history and tradition of horse racing through anime, idol-style characters, and horse-training simulation! @TracenNW @umamusume_eng @UmaBluegrass
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people using their hardware however they want is a thing of beauty that would have made gay ass steve jobs lose his mind.
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Nintendo fans don’t event play games anymore. They legit just spend all day in Twitter and absorb marketing
I'm very thankful to have such mentally deficient enemies. @h4ilhorse
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I mentioned this before but Nopon are Jews
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I think the desire to return to the Wii U, despite it being bad, was that Nintendo still had a soul. They still put out interesting and unique games. That soul died due to Futakawa, Miyamoto wanting to make movies, and COVID. Wii U Nintendo was a different company.
I do want to return to the Wii U era because that means I'd be able to play MH3U, Triforce Heroes, and Super Mario Maker online at their zenith.
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>170 comments What’s insane about the Tendies is that @MarieRoseMors is 100% correct. Anouma hasn’t Directed a game since TP These retards simp for a company that they know nothing about I’ll probably pirate Switch 2 games just to puss these people off
And this is exactly why I’m done with modern Nintendo. The talent who made classic Nintendo games great are no longer directly involved in development, and new developers raised on casualized schlock now dominate. The same could be said of the industry as a whole.
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And yes, I know Green Reddit has been fanning the flames as well. Gibs has been going around doing his usual schtick
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This is just complete shit. South Park has maybe 1 or 2 good episodes a season but this is just trash. Pack it up and save us from this misery
Stan is literally me watching Randy the entire episode
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ウマ娘声優は半年待ってもアメリカからビザが出ず、ブラジル大統領選の落選候補は即日対応。 この差は〇〇! ずばり、アメリカは外国人を「国益」で選別しています。 国益とは、アメリカの方針に合うか、アメリカに貢献するか、アメリカに何を持ってくるか。 驚くほど現実的です。 アメリカでコンサートをする声優は、パフォーマンスすること自体が就労にあたるため、ビザの取得が必須です。 アーティスト・ビザは基本、移民局と大使館の2段階の審査があり、今は大使館の面接も混み合っています。 一方、落選候補に与えられたのは、ビザではなく、アメリカ政府の裁量で出せる1年間の仮入国許可(パロール)と報道されています。 落選候補がアメリカにもたらす国益とはなんでしょう? それは、トランプ大統領と同じ保守の大物政治家をアメリカが保護したという実績と、大きな「恩」ではないでしょうか。 日本は入国する人間を国益で選んでいるのでしょうか?
🤖 Made with AI
アメリカ人トレーナーが、ウマ娘声優には半年かけてもビザ出さんくせに、ブラジル大統領落選候補には速攻でビザ出したのにキレている
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> Thus the 10 million or so bbl a day world oil deficit will become permanent See, the reason I don’t think so is the other nations: EU, Japan, China, ect, will quickly make their own deal with Iran and leave the US out Academic Agent was right calling this America’s Suez Crisis
It’s very clear the US/Israel are going to try and destroy the Iranian power grid, as Russia/Ukr are trying to do to each other rn. That will lead to Iran destroying Israel’s power grid which is MUCH more concentrated and likely hitting GCC energy infrastructure 10 times harder than they did in previous rounds. Thus the 10 million or so bbl a day world oil deficit will become permanent for the medium term (3-6yrs) and the world economy will enter a catabolic collapse period. Cheers 🥰
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Evidence this thing was super front loaded.
Nintendo Switch 2 no longer the fastest-selling console in the U.S., but doing “very well” nintendoeverything.com/ninte…
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Calling it now: as it’s sales keep declining, Nintendo will blame piracy and keep making the same dumb decisions
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Alan retweeted
Fire Emblem, which graphically looks like shit and shouldn't be demanding on modern hardware, is using AI upscaling so the resolution isn't even native and the game doesn't run above 30fps. Switch 2 emulator exists to further enhance these games and make them playable
It should be noted that an and all advantage that emulating Switch 1 games had is completely invalidated by the fact the Switch 2 already runs these games at 4k60fps. So you're buying top of the line $1000+ hardware to run games worse than a $500 tablet. Just buy a Switch 2.
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The actual victims of the copycat trend are these dumb streamer bait games that are just “do one thing” Like anyone can make a platformer in Unity but can’t recreate Mario. If you are so easily copied, it probably wasn’t that great to begin with
Our needle in a haystack game has been cloned so many times we made a new game mode find the original game
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