Squirrel

ENJOY A SESAME SEED BAGEL FROM #BRUEGGERS TO SUPPORT A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE AND HAVE FOCUS IN YOUR HUMAN CLASSES. #ALSOBLUEBERRYBAGEL

OUR ESTABLISHMENT DEMANDS CINNAMON ROLLS. #BIPARTISAN #PASSTHEBILL #FORCINNAMONROLLS

WHY DENY OUR SPECIES CLOSURE? #SOHURTFUL #CONFUSEDTEARS #LEGENDOFKORRAFINALE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EMOTIONS?! #SQUIRRELRAGE #LEGENDOFKORRA #NICKELODEON YES SQUIRRELS ENJOY THIS SHOW AS WELL.

DURING MY MORNING MEDITATION, I REALIZED THAT YOUR EAR LOBES ARE DIRECTLY LINED UP WITH YOUR NIPPLES. #SCIENCE

HOW MANY TIMES CAN I ENJOY KETTLE CORN? MILLIONS. #NOEXAGGERATION #SUSTENANCE

@CalvinRafah THE SQUIRRELS AND I RALLY BEHIND YOUR CAUSE 100%. CONSIDER US ALLIES ON THE FIGHT AGAINST BULLYING. #WEARENUTSAGAINSTBULLYING

BARBECUES AGAINST BULLYING. THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE. @VTSuccess @VTConfessions @Hokies_2017

SQUIRRELS SQUEAK OUT OF LOVE. #FRIENDS

FLEETWOOD MAC IS A SQUIRREL'S KIND OF BAND. #TAKEDOWNTHEPATRIARCHY #wonderful

THERAPY-CATS ARE A THING? YOUVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. #vtft2014 #littlekittles

WHAT DO SQUIRRELS CONTRIBUTE TO OUR ECONOMY? #nothingbutphilosophy

LEAVE ME D2 FOOD, PLEASE. BAGELS AND HAM AND CHEESE CASSEROLE. #hungry #vtft2014

RESPECT YOUR ROOMMATES AND ENJOY UNCONDITIONALLY. I HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF YOUR CARING STAFF #impressed #vtft2014

IN MY ABSENCE, I REACHED ENLIGHTENMENT. #burgersarelove

I HAVE RETURNED.

@squirrelfan_12 @Ratatosk4 THAT TAKES #PLASTICSURGERY TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

AS A SQUIRREL, I REALIZE IMPORTANT THINGS. THINGS LIKE: COLLEGE IS A SAFE PLACE TO NAP IN HALLWAYS OR NEXT TO STRANGERS. BEAUTIFUL.

TIS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO HARASS MY FELLOW MAN. I SHALL SCRATCH THEIR WINDOWS TO ENSURE MAXIMUM FEAR AS I PRETEND TO BE A GHOST. #FEARME