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Joined January 2014
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SILENCE
IT ALL FEELS FAKE. POLITICS ISN’T REAL. WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MIDTERM. TURN OFF THE TV. CLOSE THE TABS. PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN. PICK UP A BOOK. STOP WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLE 2000 MILES AWAY FROM YOU.
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IT ALL FEELS FAKE. POLITICS ISN’T REAL. WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS MIDTERM. TURN OFF THE TV. CLOSE THE TABS. PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN. PICK UP A BOOK. STOP WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLE 2000 MILES AWAY FROM YOU.
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The voice crack The shake The middle finger The backhanded slap The Jamming his hands in his pocket in embarrassment The scampering off
Calmest guy at the polling place today in NH was the 18-year old that got swung at. We want conversation, not violence!
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As a lifelong Democrat, I voted straight Republican today. I know I can’t be the only one.
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When I was preaching in Philadelphia, a Quaker called out for a sign. I told him to be still. After the sermon, he again asked for a sign. I told the congregation the man was an adulterer; that "a wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign;" and that the Lord had said to me in a revelation, that any man who wanted a sign was an adulterous person. "It is true," cried one, "for I caught him in the very act," which the man afterwards confessed when he was baptized. Joseph Smith Jr. 9 Feb. 1843 (DHC 5:268)
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𐐖𐐯𐑌𐐻𐐴𐑊𐑆 𐐶𐐪𐑌𐐻 𐐷𐐭 𐐻𐐭 𐐺𐐮𐑊𐐨𐑂 𐑄𐐮𐑅 𐐮𐑆 𐑌𐐪𐐻 𐐶𐐲𐑉𐑃 𐑁𐐴𐐻𐐮𐑍 𐑁𐐫𐑉
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Just scrolled passed Budd Dwyer’s suicide again…
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Still in line 2 years later 🫡
Replying to @StStymie
@StStymie STAY IN LINE! Republicans: We are doing GREAT! Stay in Line. Do not let them move you. STAY IN LINE AND VOTE! #VoteforTrump #VotedforTrump Reply #stop to opt-out.
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Some thing happens
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No Halloween candy for breakfast anon!
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Last year about 100 kids. This year, 30 so far…
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Total: 53 kids came by. I have a giant bowl of fun-size candy that will now go in my lunchbox for several months.
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We should just “fall back” forever. No more spring forward. I don’t care that in just a few years that would mess with every clock as we know it. I love the extra hour of sleep.
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The British are disgusting
Spotted at @JDVance Halloween: The British Ambassador passing out raisins @DougBurgum passing out Rolos
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Up to 50 kids. I still have a few full size bars and a giant bag of fun size.
Last year about 100 kids. This year, 30 so far…
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Find the Anakin in your life
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Cancer Update:
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Good news for people who love bad news
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What’s your go to Raising Canes order?
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Whatever
Can you listen to Infinite Jest on audiobook?
25%Yes
50%No
25%Yes again
4 votes • Final results
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