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Joined January 2014
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When I was preaching in Philadelphia, a Quaker called out for a sign. I told him to be still. After the sermon, he again asked for a sign. I told the congregation the man was an adulterer; that "a wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign;" and that the Lord had said to me in a revelation, that any man who wanted a sign was an adulterous person. "It is true," cried one, "for I caught him in the very act," which the man afterwards confessed when he was baptized. Joseph Smith Jr. 9 Feb. 1843 (DHC 5:268)
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𐐖𐐯𐑌𐐻𐐴𐑊𐑆 𐐶𐐪𐑌𐐻 𐐷𐐭 𐐻𐐭 𐐺𐐮𐑊𐐨𐑂 𐑄𐐮𐑅 𐐮𐑆 𐑌𐐪𐐻 𐐶𐐲𐑉𐑃 𐑁𐐴𐐻𐐮𐑍 𐑁𐐫𐑉
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Cancer Update:
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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WE HAVE 500 DIFFERENT BRANDS OF ENERGY DRINKS TO MAKE US MANIC FOR A SPREADSHEET AT 9 AM AND ZERO DRINKS FOR 9 PM SOCIETY WANTS YOU WIRED FOR YOUR BOSS AND DEAD FOR YOUR FAMILY THEY TOLD US OUR ONLY OPTIONS AT NIGHT WERE WARM LEAF WATER OR LITERAL POISON “HAVE SOME CHAMOMILE” NO BRO “HAVE A GLASS OF WINE” SO I CAN WAKE UP AT 3 AM WITH MY HEART BEATING THROUGH MY MATTRESS?? OR TAKE A MELATONIN GUMMY AND WAKE UP FEELING LIKE I GOT JUMPED IN A PARKING LOT?? NO SOVA IS THE GREATEST INVENTION SINCE THE FOAM RUNNER IT IS AN ANTI-ENERGY DRINK YOU CRACK THE CAN AT 9:30 PM AND THAT SOUND ALONE TELLS YOUR BRAIN THE SIMULATION IS OVER FOR TODAY 2.5 GRAMS OF GLYCINE TO DROP YOUR CORE BODY TEMP MAGTEIN GOING STRAIGHT TO THE FRONTAL CORTEX PHARMAGABA CLOSING ALL 50 BROWSER TABS IN MY HEAD NO MELATONIN NO SUGAR NO PROPRIETARY BLEND COWARDICE PEACHES AND DREAM TASTES LIKE GOLDEN HOUR IN A 12 OZ SLIM CAN MIDNIGHT CHERRY GOT ME SLEEPING LIKE A BILLIONAIRE WHO DELETED HIS EMAIL APP BIG BEVERAGE SPENT 40 YEARS SELLING US PANIC ATTACKS IN ALUMINUM CANS AND NOBODY THOUGHT TO ENGINEER THE EXHALE UNTIL SOVA THIS IS FUTURE DESIGN FOR HUMAN BIOLOGY IF YOU ARE STILL BOILING WATER FOR A TEA BAG AT 10 PM YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST CRACK SIP EXHALE
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Constitutional Action News: Sunday Oct 25 Ben Wilson⁠ & ⁠Kevin Dolan⁠ host 00:00 - What is ⁠Constitutional Action⁠? 03:30 - Outrage as a business model 06:00 - Origins of Constitutional Action 14:30 - Housing prices & disparate impact 26:00 - Should the far left be allowed to participate? 35:15 - Charlie Kirk & the right to a speedy trial 41:35 - LEAD STORY: Creeping Third-Worldification
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I AM CRACKING OPEN A FROSTED SILVER CYLINDER OF PURE UNFILTERED LIGHTNING. THE SOUND OF A WHITE MONSTER TAB POPPING AT 5:45 AM IS THE MODERN MOZART. IT IS A SYMPHONY. DOCTORS BE LIKE "DRINK WATER FIRST THING IN THE MORNING." DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSEPLANT TO YOU??? I AM A VISIONARY. I AM DRINKING LIQUID CHROME.
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Stymie retweeted
me at 6am with your daily briefing
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Imagine the horror you'd be feeling right now if you were a dirty soda in Provo Utah.
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Let's go to The Book of Mormon... Thank you 😂😂😂 #CollegeGameDay
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James Cameron has released official artwork celebrating ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ becoming the highest grossing film of all time, passing ‘AVATAR’.
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Every single day i drink one of these dutch monsters and i always enjoy it. They cost $5.29 and have 55g of sugar and 180mg caffeine. I am happy and I am free. May God bless America
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Stymie retweeted
Don’t be sad that’s it’s over. Be happy that it happened
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It's not actually a Monster Energy drink unless it comes from the Monster region in France
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Replying to @Latterdaytruth
Look here friend, I’m going to keep drinking white Monster, just as we’re commanded in the Doctrine & Covenants.
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PRONE TO WANDER LORD I FEEL IT PRONE TO LEAVE THE GOD I LOVE HERES MY HEART OH TAKE A SEAL IT SEAL IT FOR THY COURTS ABOVE
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President oaks going out to find the general conference speakers
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"Any use of the internet to bully, destroy a reputation, or place a person in a bad light is reprehensible. "... We cannot control the conduct of others, but we can strive to be a peaceable people who live in accordance with the Christlike conduct and virtues taught by our Savior, Jesus Christ.” —Elder Quentin L. Cook (@CookQuentinL) #GeneralConference churchofjesuschrist.org/lear…
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"God the Father, is the Father of our spirits, the framer of heaven and Earth, and the author of the plan of our salvation. Jesus Christ is His only begotten son; Jehovah and the Messiah - the God of the whole Earth." @OaksDallinH #GeneralConference
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